Since Banquo has gone green, presumably he will not be trawling the web any more for charming stories like these.
Woman charged with malicious castration
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Since Banquo has gone green, presumably he will not be trawling the web any more for charming stories like these.
Woman charged with malicious castration
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A handjob gone horrendously wrong...
50 stiches? OH MY GOD
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
makes 'em hurt just readin that.![]()
TosaInu shall never be forgotten.
that woman must have had some serious arm strenght...
Ah, but what a legacy I have left behind.Originally Posted by Pannonian
This is one to keep an eye on for the backstory. There's gotta be a novel in there somewhere.![]()
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
I really regret having read that.![]()
"The ink of the scholar is more holy than the blood of the martyr."
“I only defended myself and the honor of my family” - Nazanin
Another graduate from the Lorena Bobbit school of etiquette.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
...definitely not in the Christmas spirit![]()
Isn't that about where the mythical town of Mayberry is supposedly located?... was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh
Somebody get Andy, Barney, Aunt Bea & Opie in on this.
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Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
On the bright side, the guy can now brag that it took 50 stitches to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.![]()
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Somehow I think that is one brag you can do withoutOriginally Posted by Gregoshi
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Agreed, but I was just trying to erect a pillar of positiveness about this sad affair. One must detach oneself from the bad to see the good.![]()
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I fear the victim was detached quite enough from himself.Originally Posted by Gregoshi
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"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
"The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh, Powers said."
The real story would have been if it was the second arrest.
"Now entering Lillington, with a 1 in 1500 chance of never entering anywhere else again."
Unto each good man a good dog
Thats bad. But funny!Originally Posted by Beirut
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TosaInu shall never be forgotten.
What puzzles me is how on earth the crime of malicious castration got into the lawbooks. Has this happened before with sufficient frequency to merit such a specific charge? Did the lawmakers thoroughly discuss the matter before passing the law?
It's a good bar story.
"I had the wildest night of my life last night!"
"Yeah? Well i had my package grabbed and got 15 stitches."
*laughs*
"Where did everybody go?"
After reading the description of 'malicious castration,' it sounds like the state needs to make a distinction between 'malicious castration' and 'attempted malicious castration.' I'm left uncertain just how bad to feel for this guy.
Ajax
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"I do not yet know how chivalry will fare in these calamitous times of ours." --- Don Quixote
"I have no words, my voice is in my sword." --- Shakespeare
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." --- Jack Handey
Oh, I don't know. If I was making a set of laws entirely from scratch, "malicious castration is absolutely out" would be one of the first.Originally Posted by Pannonian
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"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
I've paid hookers to do this to me. I don't see what the big deal is.
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
You've paid hookers to grab your testes and then detach your scrotal sack from your body, requiring hospitalization and many stitches?Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
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Hmmm painful.![]()
Still though knowing the wonderful justice system. I'll bet the women gets substantially less of a punishment then the nearly castrated man does.
Wine is a bit different, as I am sure even kids will like it.
"Hilary Clinton is the devil"BigTex
~Texas proverb
Normal nightOriginally Posted by Wakizashi
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Bet she doesn't get any conjugal visits though.Originally Posted by BigTex
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I thought it was the victem trying to do this while in recoveryOriginally Posted by Gregoshi
When a fox kills your chickens, do you kill the pigs for seeing what happened? No you go out and hunt the fox.
Cry havoc and let slip the HOGS of war
OW! (quite an understatement)
and is it just me or is Arnold a bit of an odd middle name for a women?
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