Since Banquo has gone green, presumably he will not be trawling the web any more for charming stories like these.
Woman charged with malicious castration
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Police said a weapon was not used
Since Banquo has gone green, presumably he will not be trawling the web any more for charming stories like these.
Woman charged with malicious castration
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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A handjob gone horrendously wrong...
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50 stiches? OH MY GOD
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I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Ouch
Originally Posted by Sooh
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makes 'em hurt just readin that.
TosaInu shall never be forgotten.
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that woman must have had some serious arm strenght...
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Ah, but what a legacy I have left behind.
This is one to keep an eye on for the backstory. There's gotta be a novel in there somewhere.
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I really regret having read that.
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Another graduate from the Lorena Bobbit school of etiquette.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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...definitely not in the Christmas spirit
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Isn't that about where the mythical town of Mayberry is supposedly located?... was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh
Somebody get Andy, Barney, Aunt Bea & Opie in on this.
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On the bright side, the guy can now brag that it took 50 stitches to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
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Somehow I think that is one brag you can do withoutOn the bright side, the guy can now brag that it took 50 stitches to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
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Agreed, but I was just trying to erect a pillar of positiveness about this sad affair. One must detach oneself from the bad to see the good.
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It's a good bar story.
"I had the wildest night of my life last night!"
"Yeah? Well i had my package grabbed and got 15 stitches."
*laughs*
"Where did everybody go?"
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After reading the description of 'malicious castration,' it sounds like the state needs to make a distinction between 'malicious castration' and 'attempted malicious castration.' I'm left uncertain just how bad to feel for this guy.
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when your GF/wife says "if you ever cheat on me I'll rip your balls off" - they mean it
hell hath no fury......
you better believe it
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OW! (quite an understatement)
and is it just me or is Arnold a bit of an odd middle name for a women?
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The US has a track record of names that ignore the usual gender assignment. After all, John Wayne was christened Marion Morrison.
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Albert Camus "Noces"
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What about Banquo's Ghost? Isn't that a woman's name?The US has a track record of names that ignore the usual gender assignment. After all, John Wayne was christened Marion Morrison.
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I'm glad for him that the damage isn't permanent. (or at least, that's what I can make of the article). He must be blessed, I can't dismiss this as chance.
I will make you exceedingly fruitful; and I will make nations of you, and kings shall come from you.
Genesis 17:6
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Sure it can:Hmm, this also raises the question, can one engage in non-malicious castration in North Carolina?
North Carolina law describes malicious castration as cutting off, maiming or disfiguring a person's genitals with the intent to hurt or render the victim impotent.
It could happen during an accident. Out-of-control Chainsaw anyone?
Or
It could happen accidentally. Maybe a SM game gone awry?
But I'm very curious how she will trie toprove her innocence in these:
She also is charged with assault causing serious bodily injury, malicious conduct by a prisoner and injury to personal property.
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