Police said a weapon was not used

**KukriKhan** · 12-31-2006, 15:49

... was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh

Isn't that about where the mythical town of Mayberry is supposedly located?

Somebody get Andy, Barney, Aunt Bea & Opie in on this.

**Gregoshi** · 12-31-2006, 16:02

On the bright side, the guy can now brag that it took 50 stitches to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

**TB666** · 12-31-2006, 19:20

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

On the bright side, the guy can now brag that it took 50 stitches to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

Somehow I think that is one brag you can do without

**Gregoshi** · 12-31-2006, 19:54

Agreed, but I was just trying to erect a pillar of positiveness about this sad affair. One must detach oneself from the bad to see the good.

**Banquo's Ghost** · 12-31-2006, 20:13

Originally Posted by Gregoshi

Agreed, but I was just trying to erect a pillar of positiveness about this sad affair. One must detach oneself from the bad to see the good.

I fear the victim was detached quite enough from himself.

**Beirut** · 12-31-2006, 20:30

"The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh, Powers said."

The real story would have been if it was the second arrest.

"Now entering Lillington, with a 1 in 1500 chance of never entering anywhere else again."

**Motep** · 12-31-2006, 20:46

Originally Posted by Beirut

"The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh, Powers said."

The real story would have been if it was the second arrest.

"Now entering Lillington, with a 1 in 1500 chance of never entering anywhere else again."

Thats bad. But funny!