Police said a weapon was not used

[Banquo's Ghost]

What puzzles me is how on earth the crime of malicious castration got into the lawbooks. Has this happened before with sufficient frequency to merit such a specific charge? Did the lawmakers thoroughly discuss the matter before passing the law?

Oh, I don't know. If I was making a set of laws entirely from scratch, "malicious castration is absolutely out" would be one of the first.

[Divinus Arma]

[Major Robert Dump]

I've paid hookers to do this to me. I don't see what the big deal is.

[Samurai Waki]

I've paid hookers to do this to me. I don't see what the big deal is.

You've paid hookers to grab your testes and then detach your scrotal sack from your body, requiring hospitalization and many stitches?

[BigTex]

Hmmm painful.

Still though knowing the wonderful justice system. I'll bet the women gets substantially less of a punishment then the nearly castrated man does.

[Gregoshi]

Still though knowing the wonderful justice system. I'll bet the women gets substantially less of a punishment then the nearly castrated man does.

Bet she doesn't get any conjugal visits though.

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

You've paid hookers to grab your testes and then detach your scrotal sack from your body, requiring hospitalization and many stitches?

Normal night