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    http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/30/mos...rss_topstories

    Nobody said we wernt blunt. This guy may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but Kudos for not folding like weve seen so many times before. Houston probably has more muslims than the rest of Texas combined
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    One dispute: apparently Texas did not upset *Teh Muslims* after all once I read the article.

    In fact, Teh Muslims appear downright peaceful and unoffended.

    Also, why was he hurting poor, innocent Snowball just to get back at Teh Muslims?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntiochusIII
    One dispute: apparently Texas did not upset *Teh Muslims* after all once I read the article.

    In fact, Teh Muslims appear downright peaceful and unoffended.
    Thats what they want you to think
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Umm pig races....do we get to eat the winner?
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    Being next door to a mosque could have additional problems, such as the call to prayer in the morning. In some instances, it is blared on loudspeakers, and upsets non-Muslim neighbors. The village of Hamtramck in Michigan has had issues with this.
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    A weird story though. He is protecting his right to stay on his own land even though he now agrees that no-one is asking him to leave, and those he is protesting against say they are not affected by his protests. Very odd behaviour.
    We all learn from experience. Unfortunately we don't all learn as much as we should.

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    It appears to me that the Muslims have upset the Lone Crescent State rather than the reverse. Hehe, if they've got any sense of humour, these Muslims would make their prayer calls exclusively in teh Spanish, just to taunt their neighbours:

    No hay mas dios que Allah!
    Y Mahoma es el enviado de Allah!
    Y Strique para el Sur es el pwnido!




    For those interested:
    Teh Muslims: http://www.katyislamicassociation.com
    Teh Texans: http://www.katyislamicassociation.net (including a photo gallery of the pig race)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    Teh Texans: http://www.katyislamicassociation.net (including a photo gallery of the pig race)
    That site's got more bollocks than a dog's underside.
    #Hillary4prism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    It appears to me that the Muslims have upset the Lone Crescent State rather than the reverse. Hehe, if they've got any sense of humour, these Muslims would make their prayer calls exclusively in teh Spanish, just to taunt their neighbours:

    No hay mas dios que Allah!
    Y Mahoma es el enviado de Allah!
    Y Strique para el Sur es el pwnido!




    For those interested:
    Teh Muslims: http://www.katyislamicassociation.com
    Teh Texans: http://www.katyislamicassociation.net (including a photo gallery of the pig race)

    lmao
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    i love the idea that angsty-teens can get so spazzed out by computer games that they try to rage-rape themselves with a remote.

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    Pig Races are fun. We have them at the Sate Fair every year. Hambo was state champ last time. This time I'm putting my money on Makin Bacon.
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    What we have here is... failure to communicate. Instead of choosing diplomacy and dialog, Mr. Baker opts for childish racist stereotyping/baiting and confrontation. As long as they are law abiding, community oriented taxpayers, why should he care? Whatever happened to that Texas hospitality? If they were Baptist bible thumpers would he still act like this?
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    Why are people stupid? These people just spit back the bs that floats around everywhere if they did some research that didn't involve Google they might figure something out. Stupid hillbillies
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    Most protests are bad enough but, when nobody pays attention to it, it becomes even more pathetic.

    Not saying I wouldn't enjoy a good pig race.

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    Teh plot thickens !!!!!1!!!!11!!!!


    Okay, so I'm reading this online French rag, France-echos.com, when suddenly I stumble upon a whole string of articles devoted to this case. As it turns out in a bizarre twist of plot an unholy alliance between Texan rednecks and French Front National supporters has formed itself. There's a huge amount of correspondence going back and forth. Teh French are now even collecting funds to support a pig race.

    Which leaves me with only one proper course of action to follow: I am going to sponsor a pig too! I'm going to name it: 'Louis VI - the fat pig'. Strike, stay tuned to your local tv and watch for my pig whizzing by!
    I'll have it sent over to your house after the race so you can organize yourself a barbeque party with it.


    'I just wanted to take a moment to say "Thank you" for your efforts in getting support for my family. I am Craig Baker's sister and I also work for him. I have read the many letters sent to him as well as some of the numerous emails that he has received from France.
    Their are many Americans fighting in Iraq and giving their lives, and yet, the Muslims are over here in America, trying to change our laws and using the U.S. Constitution to hide behind. (Freedom of Religion). Our family is very grateful for people like you. You can also let your readers know that they can send emails and letters in French. We can have them translated.
    Most sincerely,
    Brenda Baker
    '

    More than ever I'm now convinced there is some sort of mystical bond between France and Texas. They seek each other's company against all logic and laws of nature.
    Or, rather, the French seem to connect with the Texans - whereas the average Texan would shoot some French poofter within minutes.
    Hmmm...what is it with French fascination for Texas? Is it because Texans are thought of as the most 'American' of all Americans? Unspoiled, raw, agressive; unhindered by the demands of civilization and formality? A secret admiration, even, dare I say it, envy?
    Food for thought for me....

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Here are some links. They are underneath spoiler tags because they are from a rather unfriendly anti-Islamic site.

    Press that Union Flag at the top of each page and the text translates itself into a language vaguely resembling English.

    Last edited by Louis VI the Fat; 01-03-2007 at 06:31.
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