Some odd and some funny screens. [56k Deaaaath]

[pevergreen]

Bloody France, they accepted a 1550 ransom for a family member, but not a 160 for 3 full units...

They want vassal every turn, so i get 2k out of it first time, they attack that same turn then they ask vassal again, i get toulouse they attack same turn. Continues like that, and now i have all but paris...from them attacking me!



Someones up themself



Caption: Dont die, I love thee!
(if you notice, the general has his arm around the man, and the man is leaning on the generals knee, falling into him, while spearing him



What an ass.



Caption: Wait up guys! I just want to see if Gretals home.



one of my favourite traits.

More to come after work.

[sapi]

*wonders how the emperor still ended up with 5 chivalry if he is a smartass miserly fool who's up himself :P

[BlackAxe3001]

Not really funny, but I did figure out the charge thing finally. This goes to show that with a proper charge(multiple charges) and a general and 3 units of mailed knights, you can kick some serious HRE ass.

[sapi]

I smashed every army in europe as the hre with mounted sergents and mailed knights :P

Bad luck there too - you took a lot of casualties :P

I still can't believe that i killed 1500 and 600 for a loss of 200 and didn't get a heroic victory :(

[BlackAxe3001]

I actually took most of my casualties from their peasant crossbowmen. Otherwise every time I charged the infantry they would route and then run away for awhile then come back for more!

[pevergreen]

Bah, check this out.









Proving everyone wrong:


They do have them in the campaign!

Introducing the hardest man to bribe, ever:





And the dissapearing man!

[TevashSzat]

Mounted seargants and mailed knights are even better against the Byzantines where you can just mob any horse archers killing them instantly leaving you with a general to kill, some archers to run down and a few pesky militiamen. I took over basically all of the Byzantine empire with 400 men worth of mailed knights and generals with one mercenary as infantry for battering rams. Killed five full stacks on my march from thessaloinca to constantinople. Had four generals go from no experience to one gold in three turns.

[Shahed]

LOOL ! Those are HIlarious !

[pevergreen]

Theres some hidden charm in that girl

[pevergreen]

double post sorry

[Nutranurse]

It comes from the junk in her trunk

[katank]

Oh yeah, I managed to bribe some armoured sarges in my Brit campaign too. I didn't try to retrain em though. Could you do it?

[Realturka]

check this out:

[the_dong146]

Don't have the picture to support it: But in my current campaign - one of my Dukes was known as
"Duke Michel the Chivalrous"... with max dread

[sapi]

Yeh - i've seen how that can happen

He just needs to earn 14 dread points, then go fully chivalrous to achieve a level 4 bastion of chivalry trait (iirc) and he can get the name but keep his full dread status

[pevergreen]

check this out:

Two different meanings there. Orthodox the religion, and orthodox in his way of following the faith.

[sapi]

Of course, but it's still funny :)

[The Wizard]

Two different meanings there. Orthodox the religion, and orthodox in his way of following the faith.

Ignoring that is part of the joke.

[Realturka]

Two different meanings there. Orthodox the religion, and orthodox in his way of following the faith.

I don't get it, can you explain?

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

I don't get it, can you explain?

The Eastern Orthodox Religion, official religion and practiced mostly in Eastern Europe. His way of practicing it is Orthodox.

[leothtang]

Rather, i think it is the contradiction between the statement 'No action possible on this target' agaisnt 'double left-click to get further infomration'.

[Shahed]

LOL ! that was freaking hilarous ! LMAO !

[pevergreen]

and they call him a senior member...*sigh*

[Joshwa]

Here's one:


...Say what now?

I was going to post a picture of my Latikon who are always rendered without arms as well, but when they get screen captured their arms reappear again, magical!

Edit: Trimmed it down a bit for politeness' sake

[Realturka]

Lol :d That Was The Funniest :d