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    Tree Killer Senior Member Beirut's Avatar
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    Default Re: Favourite Crisp Flavours

    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost


    Crisps are called crisps because they are crisp.

    Potato chips are called chips because they're chipped potatoes, and properly made, are deep and soft with a crunchy exterior.


    Potato chips, contrary to any and all Imperial British suggestions, are not deep and soft with a crunchy exterior; they are very thin, very crunchy and come in bags with the words "Potato Chips" written across the front.

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    Crisps, if one is to apply colloquial yet anachronistic across-the-pond terminology, are crackers.

    There is one and only one type of potato chip - BBQ!

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    Default Re: Favourite Crisp Flavours



    i read that chips/crisps were made by an indian cook who had an english customer whining about the size of his patotoes... so the cook got angrty and chopped the patotoes so thin and fried them that they all got crispy....

    some say he was my ancestor... so i guess... I OWN ALL CHIPS/CRISPS COMPANIES!!!!

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    Default Re: Favourite Crisp Flavours

    Salt and vinegar ftw.

    And it's crisps, not 'potato chips'. Banquo's explanation hit the nail on the head.

    Crisps and chips are entirely different things.
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