I've had entirely new hard drives since I got this card, so there's no chance of ATI bits lingering. Should have mentioned that ...

Think I shall begin the necessary steps to return it as faulty. :sigh: I do hope I don't have to pay for this; it's not my fault. Nonetheless, I expect the frog will get squeezed for cash, making my cheaper option card more expensive. :checks Overclocker's support page: Gah! Complicated.