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    Rats In The Attic
    It was almost unthinkable. Had the Egyptian intelligence service been compromised? Since the earliest days of our empire, our spies have been an integral part of our success. Yet something was clearly wrong. Simple reports of an enemies strength were way off. Spies with a ninety eight percent chance of success of opening a city gate were failing. And enemy forces seem to know exactly where to hit us where we are most vulnerable. Our investigation would began with a thorough interrogation of the dogs and wolves we captured in recent battles.

    The interrogation of the prisoners had confirmed our suspicions: we had been sold out. The enemy had been provided with the exact deployments and strengths of our armies and garrisons. One of the captured enemy generals even had the exact layout of Constantinople's defenses. But this layout was clearly not a spy report as we had expected. Instead, it was on official diplomatic letterhead, barring the seal of the Pope! It seems the Pope has betrayed our alliance yet again. His forces have abused the diplomatic immunity they were given to travel throughout our empire and used it to gather intelligence to be used against us. Habachi was gathering more evidence of this betrayal, while the Sultan was investigating our intelligence forces.

    It was puzzling, the mixed results our spies were having in the field. On one hand, some of our spies were performing superbly well. Going that extra mile, not just bring back reports of enemy troops strengths, but also when the enemy general eats, sleeps, and sings songs with his men. On the other hand, seasoned veteran spies were failing in even the simplest of tasks, reporting incorrect troop numbers, and even entire fabrications in some instances. It wasn't until the Sultan began compiling a list of all of our successes and a list of all of these unusual failures that a clearer picture began to emerge: All of the compromised agents had been trained in the Thieves Guild, while all of our agents performing well had no contact with the Thieves Guild. The level of subversion suggested that this was not some rouge element of the Guild responsible for our woes, this kind of coordination had to come from the top, the leader of the Guild himself: Garrak The Assassin. This thought gave the Sultan a knot in his stomach. It was said none can match the Thieves Guild when it comes to covert matters and that Garrak himself could kill any man he wished. Once, the Czar of Russia, Boris, managed to turn one of Garrak's lieutenants to become a mole that would work for Boris instead. But Garrak found out. The lieutenant fled for his life, all the way to Timbuktu. But Garrak tracked him down and had him executed. Boris was not spared either. Incensed that one would have the audacity to try and infiltrate the Guild, Garrak put a price on Boris's head. Many of the guild agents were competing with each other for the honor of killing Boris. Having become paranoid with a price on his head, Boris would see no one but his most trusted guards. But Garrak was still able to get to him. He managed to have an agent slip some poison into a drink and Boris died that very night. That's why all of the empires are careful not to upset the Guild.

    Why the Egyptian empire would become the target of the guild remains a mystery. We always paid our tribute on time. We were more than happy to allow them to build their guilds in our cities. We even allowed the Headquarters of the guild to be built in our territory. And why this elaborate infiltration of our intelligence forces? If Garrak wanted the Sultan dead, surely he would be dead by now. He must have other motives. The seriousness of some of the compromised agents actions suggested they wanted to see our forces crushed, maybe even our entire empire destroyed. But why? Perhaps the Pope is behind all this? But Garrak was not one to allow himself to become anyone's patsy. Even if the Pope was somehow involved, as appears to be the case, Garrak must have his own motives.

    "This does not bode well my friend. It appears the most crafty and ruthless person alive has been working against us. I believe he seeks to destroy us."
    "Sultan, I wish that were not true, but I fear you are right. But why does he not make a direct challenge to our forces? Why does he hide his intentions?"
    "Garrak has always been one to strike from the shadows and pull the strings from a distance. Direct confrontation is not his style. he prefers the subtle arts of manipulation and deception."
    "Perhaps we should burn the Thieves Guild to the ground for their treachery. Arrest Garrak, imprison his agents, and banish the Guild forever from our lands."
    "Alas Habachi, I fear that will do no good. Garrak would surely be ready for something like that. I doubt he is even at the Thieves Guild headquarters, he is said to conduct most of his business at secret locations. And even if he is there, he most likely has an escape route well planned. I do not even know what he looks like. It is said few non-guild members have seen Garrak's face and lived to tell the tale."
    "Then what are we to do? We can't just sit here waiting for him to make his next move."
    "I find myself wishing for a good wolf army to fight Habachi! There is no ulterior motives there, no hidden agenda. Each side wants to destroy the other. All of these convoluted espionage matters makes my head hurt. That's why I keep my distance from the intelligence services and leave Jericho in charge of such matters."
    "Perhaps Jericho could offer some insight here? Surely this is a task more suited to his skills."
    "Good thinking Habachi, but I do not think even Jericho has what it takes to take on the Guild. We need someone who knows the Guild and Garrak inside and out. We need to turn one of Garrak's lieutenants to our cause."
    "We will end up like Boris! One day, when we are eating our meal or out for a stroll, Bam! We drop dead, never having seen the face of our assassin."
    "We have little choice Habachi. Perhaps we can learn not to make the same mistakes Boris made. Summon Jericho. I wish to begin planning the infiltration of the Thieves Guild."
    "Your will Sultan."

    The Sultan brought Jericho up to speed on the recent activities of the guild, of Garrak as an enemy of the Egyptian people, and of the Sultan's bold plan to turn a guild agent to our cause. Jericho was must humbled by his failure to catch these compromised agents and offered his resignation. But the Sultan would here none of it, Garrak pulled the wool over all our eyes he argued. What we needed was a plan to turn a guild member without ending up like Boris. Jericho was indeed skilled in the arts of espionage and soon came up with a plan that truly impressed the Sultan. To make contact with the guild without arousing suspicion, we would send a message to their headquarters saying we needed their most highly trained operative for an imperative mission. The mission is too important to risk failure, and so forth. Garrak will of course be intrigued and send one his agents to ensure that the mission would indeed fail. Then when the agent is here, we offer him a bribe that would make his eyes pop out. In addition to gold, we offer to make him the next leader of the guild, after we take care of Garrak for him. All the while his participation remains completely anonymous, all he has to do is provide us with some intel. We will even allow him to continue his campaign of disinformation and chaos against us so as not to blow his cover. Everything was going according to plan, until the agent Garrak sent strolled into the palace. It was Zebra. His real name was unknown, all upper operatives of the guild use code names. He is Garrak's right hand man and the one who poisoned Boris. He was said to be above reproach, and just as cunning as Garrak. Habachi wanted to call the whole thing off. But the Sultan wanted to go ahead with the offer. Zebra would not have risen to be the number two man in the Thieves Guild if he was not ambitious. Perhaps he was tired of playing second banana to Garrak and would find our offer appealing. That, or he could kill the Sultan on the spot...

    "What's wrong Sultan? You look unsettled to see me. You said you wanted the best, and here I am."
    "Indeed. But I was not expecting the second in command of the Thieves Guild to come strolling into my palace. We have much to discuss, you and I. And I fear if you don't like what I have to say then we will be at odds. And I don't relish the thought of being at odds with one such as you."
    "Then pray I like what you have to say. Now what is it you wish to discuss?"
    "We know all about the duplicitous nature of our own agents that the Thieves Guild has somehow managed to turn against us. We also know Garrak has been seeking to destroy us with his campaign of misinformation, sabotage, and Allah knows what else."
    "Really sultan, I have no idea where you would get such fanciful ideas. Nor why you would request one of our agents for a vital mission if you think we have betrayed you."
    "The mission was merely a ruse to get you here without suspicion. As for why I would summon you here, I have need of an informant within the Thieves Guild. Someone who could feed me information of Garrak's plans and keep me one step ahead of him. I want you to be that informant."
    "I see now why you were so apprehensive on my arrival. Your fanciful ideas have led you down a dark and dangerous path. I have killed men for making such an offer. I may kill you as well. Just out of curiosity, would could I possibly gain by agreeing to such an arrangement?"
    "We are offering you more than mere gold, which is a substantial amount at ten thousand gold pieces. We are also offering to make you the next head of the thieves guild."
    "LOL! Even if I was interested in such a position, what possible help could you be to me in obtaining it? I have seen first year acolytes with more cunning than you."
    "I imagine I must play some prominent part in Garrak's plan, or else he would have killed me by now. There is leverage to be gained from being in that position. Perhaps even enough to set a trap. With my power, influence, and wealth, combined with your cunning and inside information, we could do what none before us have managed to do. We could kill Garrak. Then you would replace him as the leader of the Thieves Guild, with a bounty of gold to spend as you see fit."
    "Such an arrangement might be possible. But it will cost you more than you are offering. Before I risk my neck by betraying Garrak, I want more. Double your offer to twenty thousand gold pieces, and I want command of your own intelligent services as well as leadership of the guild."
    "Impossible! I have ransomed kings for less money than that! And I already have a commander of my intelligence services, a man I can trust."
    "Fool! You would compare enlisting my aid to some bumpkin king? You have no idea what is waiting for you! And as for this 'man you can trust', he is growing a bit long of tooth don't you think? It's time he step down and be replaced by a younger generation, one with enough cunning to make your enemies cower in fear at the mere mention of your intelligence services. Accept my offer or earn my wrath!"
    <Sultan looks over at Jericho to see what he thinks of the offer. Jericho nods in agreement.>"Very well I accept. I will give you twenty thousand gold pieces as well as leadership of the guild and my intelligence services. Now tell me what you know of Garrak's plans."
    "You are speaking to the one person in this world who could tell you about them. You say you know all about Garrak's past actions but you know nothing. His seething hatred of you have caused him to work against you at all times. Everything he does is a means to an end, and end to you and your empire. Get comfortable for I am about to tell you the tale of your Nemesis."

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    Hey Kublikhan3.

    At first I was frightened by the amount of text but when I started reading, I couldn't stop.

    A nice campaign you have there. I like your approach. You clearly put alot of effort in this. Great work!

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    Nemesis
    "I suppose I should start off by telling you that you have already met your Nemesis. And he is an Egyptian."
    "What? I have never met Garrak. And why would an Egyptian betray his own people?"
    "Garrak is not his real name of course. His real name is Al-Punja. Do you recognize him now?"
    "Al-Punja! I have not heard that name in years. We were at the military academy together. He was constantly berating my ideas in front of my instructors. Chali, my wife, courted him awhile as well."
    "Interesting that even as young men you two were destined to be at odds is it not? I am not surprised your thoughts jumped to Chali either, as Al-Punja has mentioned her often. You two were in competition for her affections were you not?"
    "Indeed. Chali was attracted to his powerful character and ambitions. But in the end she found his selfishness and cold views on humanity wanting. She much preferred my warm caring attitude for the Egyptian people. It is better to be loved than feared after all. Al-Punja took the opposite view. But why would he betray us so?"
    "Al-Punja was never happy with the direction the Egyptian empire was heading. Viewing the previous Sultan's adoration of his people as improper, your security measures a joke, and the rejection of his advice as insulting, he grew more and more disillusioned. You, as one of his peers, personified everything he hated about the Egyptian empire. You seemed to take his opposite view on just about every subject. Then you began to court the woman he loved. When you finally won her over, it was the final straw. He decided in that moment to leave Egypt forever. He would build his own empire based on his ideals. And when the time was right, when your empire was crumbling and you as a man broken, he would reveal himself to you. Standing over your broken body, gloating how his ideals were the correct ones. Then Chali would realize she made a mistake all those years ago and come back to him. Now, years later, you have both built empires of a sort. Yours, an empire where you are loved by your people, where you make no secret of your intentions, and your power comes from the sword. His, where he is feared, where he lives in shadows and manipulations, and where his power comes from the dagger."
    "Are you telling my all of the death he caused was because of a pitiful desire for revenge against me?"
    "You, and every other Egyptian. The Egyptian people's superior attitude towards everyone else disgusts him. I think in his heart he feels he would never fit into Egyptian society, being the bastard son of a wandering trader. He has something of an inferiority complex. He is also driven by the desire to win back Chali's love. He often wakes in the middle of the night in a cold sweat at the thought of you two in bed together."
    "I left such childish rivalries behind in my adolescence. It seems Al-Punja has never grown up. I can't believe he would go through all of this trouble because of a personal grudge."
    "Your incredulity will only increase as I recount to you what he has been up to all these years."
    "Proceed."

    Zebra began to list all of the actions that Al-Punja had taken in an effort to destroy the Egyptian empire. Assassination of the previous Sultan, inflaming the Byzantine people against the Egyptians, Manipulating the Christians and the Mongols to attack Egypt, sabotaging Egyptian repair efforts, the Sultan had to stop Zebra several times before his head exploded. The most amusing bit Zebra related pertained to peace offerings from foreign empires. The Sultan never understood why after they were just soundly thrashed, a foreign dog would come in demanding fifty thousand gold pieces for peace. But it appears these messages were altered by Al-Punja. Wanting to keep us at war, the last thing Al-Punja wanted was to have us start making peace with various empires. With the Sultan's decree that no diplomats may enter the palace(because of the Pope's little 'accident'), all parleys with the dogs took place in written form. Al-Punta was able to alter these messages to demand ridiculous amounts of gold instead of an offering of gold. Of course such ridiculous demands would be rejected and we would be perpetually at war.

    "Why has the Thieves Guild not turned on him by now? It seems his desire for personal revenge would be at odds with the flourishment of the guild."
    "Many members of the Thieves Guild have a score to settle and can understand his desires. But you are right, he is taking his revenge too far. Many have tried to assassinate him and failed. He is extremely paranoid and has taken extensive measures to protect himself. My frustration with him is what swayed me to accept your proposal in the end. The gold and titles were just icing on the cake."
    "You Rat! Give it back then!"
    "A deals a deal :) Shall we return to the matter at hand?"
    "Fine. How does the Pope fit into all of this?"
    "It seems you have nearly as many enemies as Al-Punja. The Pope included. He wanted revenge after you ordered the Jihad that took Rome and Al-Punja gave him the means to get it. The Pope also served as a convenient fall guy in the event the invasions failed. He knew you would began an investigation and took certain steps to make sure evidence implicating the Pope would not be too hard for you to find."
    "Are you saying the Pope is nothing more than Al-Punja's patsy?"
    "He is being used by Al-Punja its true. But the Pope did seek him out and was more than willing to betray you. I could take care of that little loose end for you if you wish."
    "We will discuss that later. For now I find myself in disbelief of all you have told me. All I wanted to do was kill Garrak and end a threat to my empire. But now, I wish to see Al-Punja broken and humiliated, just as he saw me in his diluted fantasies. Then and only then, can we finally put him out of his misery."
    "Perhaps that can be arranged as well. Shall we begin planning?"
    "Proceed. I am eager to discuss how To Catch A Thief."

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    Wonderfully written AAR. The movie name related chapter headings are also a nice touch.

    Many thanks for a great read.

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    To Catch A Thief

    Before Al-Punja could be humiliated and killed, we had to get him here first. This would be no easy feet, for he was not stupid enough to come waltzing into his enemy's stronghold. After thinking it over for a few days, the Sultan came up with a plan.

    "Al-Punja has no idea that I know he is Garrak right? So what if I invited him over here as the old academy chums that we are? Perhaps a class reunion or some such thing?"
    "In order for the ruse to be successful, in must appear to be in-character for you. You two were hardly 'old chums'. More like bitter rivals. If you knew nothing about Al-Punja as being Garrak, and were planning on having a class reunion, you still would not invite Al-Punja would you?"
    "Of course not. I never liked him. I would sent out invitations to everyone in my class but him, and make it understood that no one was to mention it to him so he would not find out about it."
    "Then perhaps that's exactly what you should do."
    "Pardon?"
    "Invite everyone but Al-Punja. He will take it as a snub and an insult and will be tempted to crash your little party. Then have Chali sent out a personal invitation, supposedly behind your back. She need only spread the word among your former classmates that she wishes him to attend, I guarantee he will find out about it."
    "Hmmm. I had hoped to keep Chali out of this. They were once friends and we are setting him up to be humiliated and murdered after all."
    "Like it or not, she is an integral part of Al-Punja's motivations. If we are to guarantee he shows, she must be persuaded to help us."
    "Very well. I will do my best. Assuming we get him here, you mentioned he has extensive security precautions. What can we expect?"
    "Many of his devices are designed to protect him in his safe houses. He is much more vulnerable traveling outside of them. Yet even outside and vulnerable, I have seen him defeat assassins on two separate occasions. He carries a poisoned dagger on his belt that can kills most painfully. He also carries several capsules he purchased from an alchemist. When broken, these capsules produce a cloud of smoke, useful for a quick escape. I suspect he has some other defensive measure he carries on his body when traveling, but I have never seen it. There are some things he prefers to keep secret even from me."
    "A hidden weapon?"
    "Perhaps. But if we don't know where it is it will be difficult to disarm him."
    "You said you suspect he carries it on his person while traveling. Does he behave any differently when traveling? Any bulges that could be a weapon? Any nervous glances to make sure his weapon is still there?"
    "Now that you mention it, I have noticed something odd. He is careful to avoid any glances that might give something away, but I have noticed that before entering a potentially dangerous situation, he taps his left thigh. Perhaps he is confirming if his hidden weapon is still there or not."
    "Hmmm, that could be a problem. If we remove his hidden weapon before our confrontation, he will no doubt notice it is gone."
    "Then we don't remove the weapon. We just make sure he can't get to it. If it is hidden in a secret flap, as I suspect, then all we need do is have him spend the night in your palace. As he sleeps, we can have Chali steal his pants and sew this flap shut. If she does it well, he will notice nothing different."
    "You told me earlier he is such a light sleeper he practically has one eye open when sleeping. I think he will notice someone sneaking into his bedchamber. How will we be able to sneak in then?"
    "With this. It is a sleeping potion. A few drops in his drink and he will enter a deep sleep. He will wake up the next morning refreshed and none the wiser. His dagger he would notice is missing as he keeps it in plain sight. But we can remove his smoke capsules as he sleeps as well."
    "Then what about the poisoned dagger? How will we get him to part with that?"
    "Tell him you wish him to meet your daughter. She is young and easily frightened and so forth and you do not wish her to see a grotesque weapon. Better to have Chali tell him as he will feel more at ease if the request came from her."
    "Excellent. And then?"
    "Then you can finally take your revenge on him by humiliating him as you see fit. When you finally kill him, I will take my rightful place as head of the thieves guild. I can then begin to repair some of the damage he caused over the years. Your twenty thousand gold pieces will make that job much easier."
    "Nice to hear it will be put to good use. Sounds like a plan. Lets get to work."

    Chali was easier to convince then the Sultan anticipated. Having lost a lot of friends over the years from enemy invasions, she was extremely distraught to learn the cause of those invasions was someone she once knew. She seemed more eager for revenge than the Sultan did. And so the plan was put into motion. The Sultan send out the invitations to all of his old class members, snubbing of course Al-Punja. Chali sent our her personal invitation to Al-Punja, letting all of the old class members know they should not tell the sultan about it. Nods and winks were exchanged, and soon the news filtered down to Al-Punja. Eager to respond to the Sultan's snub and see Chali again, he decided to attend the reunion. The trap was set. The players enroute. All that was left now was to finish the game.

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    End Game

    The Sultan's palace was slowly beginning to fill up as his guests arrived for the party. It wasn't long before Al-Punja arrived.

    "Al-Punja, what a pleasant surprise. I didn't think you would be attending."
    "Oh, I would not miss this for the world. Now where is the food? I am famished from my long journey."

    The guests sat down to dinner and exchanged stories about what they had been up to these past years. Everyone knew of the rivalry between Al-Punja and the Sultan and hoped the two might provide some entertainment tonight with their petty bickering and posturing as they had done in years gone by. It did not take long for them to get their wish.

    "So you managed to rise to Sultan? Nothing like failing upwards I see. I was curious why I never got your invitation. You sent one I presume?"
    "Well, I had written one. But instead of sending it out I decided it would be more worthwhile to wipe my rear with it. How did you manage to find out about my little party anyway?"
    "Fortunately Chali has more class than an oaf such as you and sent me an invitation. By the way, I heard how you were trapped at Constantinople for years during the sieges of the city. It must have been terrible for you. Too bad I wasn't there to see it."
    "Indeed those Christian dogs gave me quite a workout on the battlefield. But I assure you, it was nothing compared to the workouts Chali gives me in the bedchamber."
    <This really got the guests roaring and demanding more. It didn't take much egging on for Al-Punja to respond.>
    "I don't doubt it. But I suspect her passion came from her desires of me. You know of her frequent thoughts of me don't you?"
    "Indeed, she confessed to me she thinks of you often. But it is when she is over the chamber pot!"

    Their bickering continued all through the night and the guests were rolling on the floor laughing. It had been years since they had so much fun. After a long night of eating, drinking and talking, the guests began filing out and heading back to their homes. Al-Punja was one of the last to leave.

    "Al-Punja, if it is not an imposition I was wondering if you could stay the night. Our daughter is coming home tomorrow and we would love you to meet her."
    "Chali, I am sure Al-Punja is eager to crawl back under whatever rock he calls home. Isn't that right?"
    "I would love to spend the night and meet your daughter. Who knows, after all those secret rendezvous with your wife I may even see my likeness in her."

    One final toast of wine and everyone was off to bed. But Al-Punja's glass had including Zebra's sleeping potion. He barely had time to get to the guest bedchamber and undress himself before he was passed out on the bed. Chali snuck in and took his clothes. She relieved them of his smoke capsules and did an excellent job sewing shut the secret flap containing the hidden weapon, a set throwing stars as it turns out. The clothes were then carefully replaced back where they were and everything was set for tomorrow's activities. By morning everyone was well rested.

    "So when is the little one supposed to arrive?"
    "She should be here within the hour. She is quite young however and easily frightened. If you wouldn't mind it would be better if you removed that dagger from your belt so as not to scare her."
    "Very well. I want to make a good impression on OUR daughter after all Chali."
    "I don't wish to be rude to our guest, by I have some empire business to attend to. Would it be alright if my underlings brought me their latest reports?"
    "Take no notice of me Sultan, I have grown a thick skin to your lack of manners. Besides, I want to hear how badly you have managed to screw up this empire you claim to run."
    "You may send in my advisors now."
    <Habachi is the first of the Sultan's advisors to bring his report:>"Sir! Wonderful news! Baghdad has been recaptured! So has Naples and Venice! We now control over forty-five territories. All of the dog empires are capitulating to our demands. The wolves have been destroyed. He have won!"
    "This is most excellent news Habachi. I am most pleased by your progress. Please send in Jericho. I wish to hear his status next."
    "Your will Sultan!"

    Al-Punjab was unsettled to hear this news. His smugness was gone and he grew apprehensive as the next advisor approached, Jericho this time.

    "Sir! Zebra had left me in charge while he was off consolidating his power. But I have completed the task he has charged me with, all of the double agents from the Thieves Guild have been executed most painfully! And the Pope's diplomatic status has been revoked. Our Intelligence service has been restored to it's former glory! We are whole again!"
    "Excellent work Jericho. I knew my faith in you was not misplaced. Please send in Zebra next. I wish to hear his report."
    "Your will Sultan!"
    Al-Punjab was starting to panic at this news. All his double agents, gone. And it appeared Zebra had betrayed him. This did not bode well. He tapped his pants leg to reaffirm his throwing stars were still there. Good. If needs be, he could still kill everyone in the room. He started to relax a bit until the last of the Sultan's advisors came in, it was Zebra.
    " Sir! Spectacular news! I have completed my consolidation of power of the Thieves Guild. All Guild agents have pledged their loyalty to me. I need only present them with the head of Garrak to seal the deal. And I have made the final preparations to integrate your intelligence forces with those of the Guild. You now have ears that stretch across three continents! You have the best assassins in the world at your beck and call! I will take the Egyptians intelligence services to previously unimagined heights!"
    "Stupendous news. I had not expected you to reorganize the Guild so quickly. Why was the Guild so eager to turn on Garrak?"
    "We all considered Garrak to be a stupid love struck fool who cared for nothing but his petty revenge. Only his network of safe houses and traps had kept him alive this long. We burned his safe houses to the ground. And we found one bit of interesting news. Garrak was planning another multi-pronged invasion of our territory. The plan called for stirring the Russians up against us, calling another Christian crusade on us, and bribing the Timurids to assault us. We of course have destroyed such plans and taken certain measures to ensure none of the three planned invasions will proceed."
    "Excellent work Zebra. You are becoming my most valued advisor of all. Leave us now, I wish to discuss this news with our guest."
    "Your will Sultan!"
    When Al-Punja heard this final report, he knew the time of niceties was over. Before the Sultan could even get a word off to Al-Punja, he was reaching for his belt to grab his dagger...but it was not there.
    "Looking for this? We took your dagger from you remember?"
    Al-Punja next reached for his pocket to get his smoke capsules to make an escape but they were not there either.
    "Looking for these? We took them out when you were sleeping."
    Al-Punja still had one trick left. He reached for his throwing stars in his pants but something was wrong. He could not get the flap open.
    "Oh, did I forget to mention? We sewed the flap shut when you were sleeping too."
    Al-Punja tried to rip the flap open with all his might but the Sultan put an end to his struggling with a punch across the jaw that sent him flying across the floor.
    "Why Chali, why would you betray me like this? All I have done was for you."
    "Why? WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A MONSTER THAT'S WHY! Do you know how many people died because of you? How many friends I have lost? I would see you die a hundred and fifty ways!"
    "Why the long face Al-Punja? I thought this is what you fantasized about. Oh....That's right...You were supposed to be the one standing here gloating with Chali. And I was supposed to be the one on the floor broken, with no empire, and the most pathetic example of a man that the Egyptian people have ever produced. Well not everything happens as you predict. Only one thing left to do now..."
    The Sultan reached for his sword to put Al-Punja out of his misery when he was stopped by Chali.
    "No let me. I want to kill him with his own dagger. Die you monster!"
    Chali flung the poisoned dagger at him with all her might. It took him hours to die a most agonizing death. His head was later presented to the Thieves Guild solidifying Zebra's status as their master. Now the sword and the dagger were at Egypt's command. No foreign empire would dare challenge the Sultan's power again. With no enemies left to fight, the Sultan was ready to pass on the burden of command to a younger generation and to retire to a quiet life with Chali. But before that happened, there was one loose end left to tie up.

    Loose Ends

    Despite all of the Sultan's accomplishments, there was still something that felt unfinished. One enemy left to be dealt with. One betrayal left unchallenged. Zebra, Jericho, and even Habachi were all competing for the honor of dispatching this foe. But this one, the Sultan wanted to deal with personally. No longer able to hide behind the protection of Christianity, the kennel master had been reduced in power to a mere puppet. When the Sultan ordered him to his palace, he had no choice but to comply.

    "So Popey my pet, how are you? Looks as if your mummy bandages have come loose again."
    "Oh great Sultan, I thought you ordered me never to enter your palace again. Why have you asked me here?"
    "Why, I like to checkup on my pets. We haven't talked in awhile. I heard you called a crusade since last we spoke. How did that go?"
    "Not so well I'm afraid. I haven't heard back from any of my general's on the crusade. I fear they may all be dead."
    "In fact they are. But don't worry. I saved their heads. I even mounted them on pikes for you. Here take a look."
    <The sultan waves his arm to the pikes that held the heads of each of the generals who commanded a crusading army. Even Garrak's head was there.>
    "Ummm, thank you great Sultan."
    "Your welcome. Oh and did I mention, all of the Christian cities I have taken have been converted to Islam. Why, the Moors have even converted Rome to Islam as well."
    "Praise Allah."
    "Praise Allah indeed. Just one thing has been nagging on me. You see I have this extra pike with no head on it. I can't just leave it like this, I must find a head to mount on it. Any ideas what I should do?"
    "No great Sultan. Now if you don't mind I will take my leave of you..."
    "Hey! I know! Let's cut off your head and put it on a pike! Guards, take this man into custody!"
    "You can't! Every Christian nation in the world will attack you!"
    The Sultan's jovial mood was gone and he had a hard look as he spoke these words:
    "The broken remains of Christianity will not come to your aid old dog. You are an embarrassment to them, the Pope who charged Christianity head long into disaster. They will be glad to be rid of you and look forward to a more amiable Pope who would seek peace with Egypt and Islam."
    "Have mercy on an old man! I was just trying to lead my people to victory! You can understand that can't you?"
    "No, I cannot. Your under-handed dealings have caused the deaths of untold thousands. But if it helps I will tell you this. I do look on this as a mercy killing. My pet has become old, senile, and rabid. It is time to put it out of it's misery before it hurts anyone else. Guards, Take him away!"
    "Noooo! Have mercy Sultan! Nooooo....."

    The End

    The Sultan found retired life a welcome respite from the endless turmoil he lead his empire through. Habachi and Jericho retired as well, having been handsomely rewarded for their years of faithful service. Zebra continued to serve the new Sultan with distinction. The Egyptian Empire would flourish for many years to come. Now, I must take my leave of you. I hope you have enjoyed the story of how the Egyptian Empire rose from nothing, overcame tremendous adversity, and became the greatest empire in the world.

    Best Wishes,

    Al-Shadi
    Official Record Keeper of the Egyptian Empire
    Last edited by kublikhan3; 01-18-2007 at 00:54.

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    Default Re: Dances With Wolves - An Egyptian AAR

    I just wanted to thank everyone for your feedback, it's what kept me writing to finish my story.

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    Default Re: Dances With Wolves - An Egyptian AAR

    When Zebra said "LOL" I did laugh out loud! Nearly got me caught by my boss reading at work.

    I enjoyed the story. Thanks for posting it.

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