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    Default "Australia sucks" (thinks kangaroo)

    Or, where the evolutiontheory started, it reverses. But I think it just sucks personally.






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    Default Re: Australia sucks

    Pappy and his brethren will have a lot to answer for....driving innocent 'roos to commit suicide.






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    I guess the Aussies are a step ahead of the rest of the world - so far I'd only heard of whales committing suicide by stranding themselves, but you guys might be on to something - it must be getting really bad down under if the land mammals are also killing themselves by marching into the ocean...
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    Default Re: Australia sucks

    I think kangaroos are quite good swimmers, don't really see any suicide here.

    It might just go deep-sea-fishing.


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    He must think its a lake and hes trying to find the part of it which is fresh water to drink...
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    Maybe it is emigrating to Indonesia :)
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    He's just going for a little swim guys. Calm down
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrooK
    Maybe it is emigrating to Indonesia :)
    I agree. Australia must be sucking pretty bad nowadays.
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    He heard that Aussies with too much facial hair are being extradited to spend their lives in Gitmo without trial - so hes swimming to Naru where Australian law doesnt apply and we keep all the other refugees.

    I wonder how long a thread with the title USA SUCKS wouldve been allowed to exist????
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    So they wildlife get to swim at nicer beaches then 90% of humanity.
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    He's leading his people across the seas to America, where Kangaroos will bask in the prairies of the Midwest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yunus Dogus
    He heard that Aussies with too much facial hair are being extradited to spend their lives in Gitmo without trial - so hes swimming to Naru where Australian law doesnt apply and we keep all the other refugees.

    I wonder how long a thread with the title USA SUCKS wouldve been allowed to exist????
    Country bashing is ok if Kangaroos do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    Country bashing is ok if Kangaroos do it

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    It's a JOKE!!!

    REALLY!!!

    and here I was thinking it was an attack on the perceived identity of my nation based on scant circumstantial evidence of marsupial emigration/suicide

    as much as I see the joke - I am simply highlighting that in the past when equally as farcical threads directed at other nations - have not been met with as satyrical responses.

    now thats funny

    edit: imagine for a moment you decided not to read the thread but simply saw the title in the forum - what would you think?

    or better refer to the sticky at the top of the page
    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=59362
    Last edited by Yun Dog; 01-04-2007 at 04:16.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yunus Dogus
    imagine for a moment you decided not to read the thread but simply saw the title in the forum - what would you think?
    You have a point here.

    @Fragony:
    I took the liberty of changing the thread title

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    Default Re: "Australia sucks" (thinks kangaroo)

    Australia sucks???

    since when?

    some of the best cities in the world are in Australia -

    quote -:
    Melbourne has retained its position as the best city in the world to call home.
    ...
    Melbourne topped a survey of 130 cities, narrowly beating out the other four Australian capitals surveyed - because its weather rated the best.
    ...
    The Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) survey ranked Melbourne, Vancouver and Vienna as the best cities for expatriates to live, with Perth fourth and Adelaide, Brisbane and Sydney equal sixth.
    ...
    1= Melbourne
    1= Vancouver
    1= Vienna
    4 Perth
    5 Geneva
    6= Adelaide
    6= Brisbane
    6= Copenhagen
    6= Montreal
    6= Oslo
    6= Sydney
    6= Zurich
    13= Helsinki
    13= Stockholm
    13= Toronto
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius the God
    Melbourne topped a survey of 130 cities, narrowly beating out the other four Australian capitals surveyed - because its weather rated the best.
    That's some prime BS right there. Melbourne has horrible weather. Horrible, rain, rain and guess what rain. The Gold Coast, now there's some sun.

    (Melbourne is just jealous of Sydney, I mean who else can get away with putting a coat-hanger icon on the bridge )
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    Default Re : "Australia sucks" (thinks kangaroo)

    Yes I raised some eyebrows at that thread title too. (For those coming late to this thread, it started out simply as 'Australia sucks').

    My first thought upon opening this thread was that Fragony had somehow now developed a dislike for non-European animals, or had joined a 'Mammals First! Marsupials out!' organisation or something.

    Only halfway through this thread did the meaning finally dawn on me: Australia must suck really bad for this depairing noble creature to helplessly swim to his doom...

    Once I got it I thought it was a good joke. Lacking a bit in execution, but quite funny nonetheless.

    The original title wasn't mean-spirited or derogatory, but it didn't work. People were bound to take offense. The current title is much better. But where the original title was unclear about it being a joke, the current one now reveals the punchline too soon. Maybe that thread title should read something like this:

    'Australia can't suck this much, can it...?

    When phrased like this, it's still a fine little provocation, it makes people curious, and the joke unfolds much better - it now retains its punchline in the form of pictures of an emigrating kangaroo.
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    Default Re: "Australia sucks" (thinks kangaroo)

    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius the God
    ...
    The Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) survey ranked Melbourne, Vancouver and Vienna as the best cities for expatriates to live, with Perth fourth and Adelaide, Brisbane and Sydney equal sixth.
    ...
    1= Melbourne
    1= Vancouver
    1= Vienna
    4 Perth
    5 Geneva
    6= Adelaide
    6= Brisbane
    6= Copenhagen
    6= Montreal
    6= Oslo
    6= Sydney
    6= Zurich
    13= Helsinki
    13= Stockholm
    13= Toronto
    :- endquote
    http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...854028808.html
    Interesting list. Looks like Canada and Australia are the places to be. But we already knew that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    Yes I raised some eyebrows at that thread title too. (For those coming late to this thread, it started out simply as 'Australia sucks').

    My first thought upon opening this thread was that Fragony had somehow now developed a dislike for non-European animals, or had joined a 'Mammals First! Marsupials out!' organisation or something.

    Only halfway through this thread did the meaning finally dawn on me: Australia must suck really bad for this depairing noble creature to helplessly swim to his doom...

    Once I got it I thought it was a good joke. Lacking a bit in execution, but quite funny nonetheless.

    The original title wasn't mean-spirited or derogatory, but it didn't work. People were bound to take offense. The current title is much better. But where the original title was unclear about it being a joke, the current one now reveals the punchline too soon. Maybe that thread title should read something like this:

    'Australia can't suck this much, can it...?

    When phrased like this, it's still a fine little provocation, it makes people curious, and the joke unfolds much better - it now retains its punchline in the form of pictures of an emigrating kangaroo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius the God
    1= Melbourne
    1= Vancouver
    1= Vienna
    4 Perth
    5 Geneva
    6= Adelaide
    6= Brisbane
    6= Copenhagen
    6= Montreal
    6= Oslo
    6= Sydney
    6= Zurich
    13= Helsinki
    13= Stockholm
    13= Toronto
    :- endquote
    http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...854028808.html
    Vienna on #1?
    I can't even remember how it was there, like just another city.
    Maybe that is because it's a lot like Germany with more old buildings since it wasn't bombed as much.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio
    So they wildlife get to swim at nicer beaches then 90% of humanity.
    Be fair. If that beach had humanity using it, it wouldn't be near as nice. And you know it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yunus Dogus
    REALLY!!!

    and here I was thinking it was an attack on the perceived identity of my nation based on scant circumstantial evidence of marsupial emigration/suicide

    as much as I see the joke - I am simply highlighting that in the past when equally as farcical threads directed at other nations - have not been met with as satyrical responses.

    now thats funny

    edit: imagine for a moment you decided not to read the thread but simply saw the title in the forum - what would you think?

    or better refer to the sticky at the top of the page
    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=59362


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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    Interesting list. Looks like Canada and Australia are the places to be. But we already knew that.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Husar
    Vienna on #1?
    I can't even remember how it was there, like just another city.
    Maybe that is because it's a lot like Germany with more old buildings since it wasn't bombed as much.
    I don't get why Vienna is so high either.

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    Australia doesn't suck at cricket. Or maybe England does. Badly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pannonian
    Have you read my Police said a weapon was not used thread?
    Yes. Now there's a funny thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoffrey S
    Australia doesn't suck at cricket. Or maybe England does. Badly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    My first thought upon opening this thread was that Fragony had somehow now developed a dislike for non-European animals, or had joined a 'Mammals First! Marsupials out!' organisation or something.
    Running for senior membership huh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius the God
    1= Melbourne
    1= Vancouver
    1= Vienna
    4 Perth
    5 Geneva
    6= Adelaide
    6= Brisbane
    6= Copenhagen
    6= Montreal
    6= Oslo
    6= Sydney
    6= Zurich
    13= Helsinki
    13= Stockholm
    13= Toronto
    :- endquote
    http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...854028808.html
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    Interesting list. Looks like Canada and Australia are the places to be. But we already knew that.
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