"Australia sucks" (thinks kangaroo)

[Fragony]

Or, where the evolutiontheory started, it reverses. But I think it just sucks personally.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Pappy and his brethren will have a lot to answer for....driving innocent 'roos to commit suicide.






Sorry, couldn't resist!

[Blodrast]

I guess the Aussies are a step ahead of the rest of the world - so far I'd only heard of whales committing suicide by stranding themselves, but you guys might be on to something - it must be getting really bad down under if the land mammals are also killing themselves by marching into the ocean...

[Hosakawa Tito]

Dancing with Great Whites?

[Husar]

I think kangaroos are quite good swimmers, don't really see any suicide here.

It might just go deep-sea-fishing.

[Lorenzo_H]

He must think its a lake and hes trying to find the part of it which is fresh water to drink...

[KrooK]

Maybe it is emigrating to Indonesia :)

[Csargo]

He's just going for a little swim guys. Calm down

[Mooks]

Maybe it is emigrating to Indonesia :)

I agree. Australia must be sucking pretty bad nowadays.

[Yun Dog]

He heard that Aussies with too much facial hair are being extradited to spend their lives in Gitmo without trial - so hes swimming to Naru where Australian law doesnt apply and we keep all the other refugees.

I wonder how long a thread with the title USA SUCKS wouldve been allowed to exist????

[Papewaio]

So they wildlife get to swim at nicer beaches then 90% of humanity.

[JimBob]

He's leading his people across the seas to America, where Kangaroos will bask in the prairies of the Midwest.

[Vladimir]

He heard that Aussies with too much facial hair are being extradited to spend their lives in Gitmo without trial - so hes swimming to Naru where Australian law doesnt apply and we keep all the other refugees.

I wonder how long a thread with the title USA SUCKS wouldve been allowed to exist????

Country bashing is ok if Kangaroos do it

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

It's a JOKE!!!

[Yun Dog]

Country bashing is ok if Kangaroos do it

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

It's a JOKE!!!

REALLY!!!

and here I was thinking it was an attack on the perceived identity of my nation based on scant circumstantial evidence of marsupial emigration/suicide

as much as I see the joke - I am simply highlighting that in the past when equally as farcical threads directed at other nations - have not been met with as satyrical responses.

now thats funny

edit: imagine for a moment you decided not to read the thread but simply saw the title in the forum - what would you think?

or better refer to the sticky at the top of the page
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=59362

[Ser Clegane]

imagine for a moment you decided not to read the thread but simply saw the title in the forum - what would you think?

You have a point here.

@Fragony:
I took the liberty of changing the thread title

[Claudius the God]

Australia sucks???

since when?

some of the best cities in the world are in Australia -

quote -:
Melbourne has retained its position as the best city in the world to call home.
...
Melbourne topped a survey of 130 cities, narrowly beating out the other four Australian capitals surveyed - because its weather rated the best.
...
The Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) survey ranked Melbourne, Vancouver and Vienna as the best cities for expatriates to live, with Perth fourth and Adelaide, Brisbane and Sydney equal sixth.
...
1= Melbourne
1= Vancouver
1= Vienna
4 Perth
5 Geneva
6= Adelaide
6= Brisbane
6= Copenhagen
6= Montreal
6= Oslo
6= Sydney
6= Zurich
13= Helsinki
13= Stockholm
13= Toronto
:- endquote
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...854028808.html

[naut]

Melbourne topped a survey of 130 cities, narrowly beating out the other four Australian capitals surveyed - because its weather rated the best.

That's some prime BS right there. Melbourne has horrible weather. Horrible, rain, rain and guess what rain. The Gold Coast, now there's some sun.

(Melbourne is just jealous of Sydney, I mean who else can get away with putting a coat-hanger icon on the bridge )

[Louis VI the Fat]

Yes I raised some eyebrows at that thread title too. (For those coming late to this thread, it started out simply as 'Australia sucks').

My first thought upon opening this thread was that Fragony had somehow now developed a dislike for non-European animals, or had joined a 'Mammals First! Marsupials out!' organisation or something.

Only halfway through this thread did the meaning finally dawn on me: Australia must suck really bad for this depairing noble creature to helplessly swim to his doom...

Once I got it I thought it was a good joke. Lacking a bit in execution, but quite funny nonetheless.

The original title wasn't mean-spirited or derogatory, but it didn't work. People were bound to take offense. The current title is much better. But where the original title was unclear about it being a joke, the current one now reveals the punchline too soon. Maybe that thread title should read something like this:

'Australia can't suck this much, can it...?

When phrased like this, it's still a fine little provocation, it makes people curious, and the joke unfolds much better - it now retains its punchline in the form of pictures of an emigrating kangaroo.

[Beirut]

...
The Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) survey ranked Melbourne, Vancouver and Vienna as the best cities for expatriates to live, with Perth fourth and Adelaide, Brisbane and Sydney equal sixth.
...
1= Melbourne
1= Vancouver
1= Vienna
4 Perth
5 Geneva
6= Adelaide
6= Brisbane
6= Copenhagen
6= Montreal
6= Oslo
6= Sydney
6= Zurich
13= Helsinki
13= Stockholm
13= Toronto
:- endquote
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...854028808.html

Interesting list. Looks like Canada and Australia are the places to be. But we already knew that.

[Pannonian]

Yes I raised some eyebrows at that thread title too. (For those coming late to this thread, it started out simply as 'Australia sucks').

My first thought upon opening this thread was that Fragony had somehow now developed a dislike for non-European animals, or had joined a 'Mammals First! Marsupials out!' organisation or something.

Only halfway through this thread did the meaning finally dawn on me: Australia must suck really bad for this depairing noble creature to helplessly swim to his doom...

Once I got it I thought it was a good joke. Lacking a bit in execution, but quite funny nonetheless.

The original title wasn't mean-spirited or derogatory, but it didn't work. People were bound to take offense. The current title is much better. But where the original title was unclear about it being a joke, the current one now reveals the punchline too soon. Maybe that thread title should read something like this:

'Australia can't suck this much, can it...?

When phrased like this, it's still a fine little provocation, it makes people curious, and the joke unfolds much better - it now retains its punchline in the form of pictures of an emigrating kangaroo.

Have you read my Police said a weapon was not used thread?

[Husar]

1= Melbourne
1= Vancouver
1= Vienna
4 Perth
5 Geneva
6= Adelaide
6= Brisbane
6= Copenhagen
6= Montreal
6= Oslo
6= Sydney
6= Zurich
13= Helsinki
13= Stockholm
13= Toronto
:- endquote
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...854028808.html

Vienna on #1?
I can't even remember how it was there, like just another city.
Maybe that is because it's a lot like Germany with more old buildings since it wasn't bombed as much.

[lars573]

So they wildlife get to swim at nicer beaches then 90% of humanity.

Be fair. If that beach had humanity using it, it wouldn't be near as nice. And you know it.

[Vladimir]

REALLY!!!

and here I was thinking it was an attack on the perceived identity of my nation based on scant circumstantial evidence of marsupial emigration/suicide

as much as I see the joke - I am simply highlighting that in the past when equally as farcical threads directed at other nations - have not been met with as satyrical responses.

now thats funny

edit: imagine for a moment you decided not to read the thread but simply saw the title in the forum - what would you think?

or better refer to the sticky at the top of the page
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=59362

[Papewaio]

Interesting list. Looks like Canada and Australia are the places to be. But we already knew that.

No wonder why the US keeps being friendly with us...

[Byzantine Prince]

Vienna on #1?
I can't even remember how it was there, like just another city.
Maybe that is because it's a lot like Germany with more old buildings since it wasn't bombed as much.

I don't get why Vienna is so high either.

[Geoffrey S]

Australia doesn't suck at cricket. Or maybe England does. Badly.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Have you read my Police said a weapon was not used thread?

Yes. Now there's a funny thread.

[Warluster]

Australia doesn't suck at cricket. Or maybe England does. Badly.

You're right there!
AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!
OI!OI!OI!
WE BEAT THE ENGLISH! WHOA!!!!!!

[Fragony]

My first thought upon opening this thread was that Fragony had somehow now developed a dislike for non-European animals, or had joined a 'Mammals First! Marsupials out!' organisation or something.

Running for senior membership huh

[Quid]

1= Melbourne
1= Vancouver
1= Vienna
4 Perth
5 Geneva
6= Adelaide
6= Brisbane
6= Copenhagen
6= Montreal
6= Oslo
6= Sydney
6= Zurich
13= Helsinki
13= Stockholm
13= Toronto
:- endquote
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...854028808.html

Interesting list. Looks like Canada and Australia are the places to be. But we already knew that.

And Swissyland!

Quid