"Australia sucks" (thinks kangaroo)

[Claudius the God]

That's some prime BS right there. Melbourne has horrible weather. Horrible, rain, rain and guess what rain. The Gold Coast, now there's some sun.

(Melbourne is just jealous of Sydney, I mean who else can get away with putting a coat-hanger icon on the bridge )

not so much anymore, Melbourne is getting far less rainfall these days, we're on quite severe water restrictions at the moment...

Melbourne is better than Sydney because people in Melbourne are generally more friendly than people from Sydney...