I can imagine MPs sat around in the canteen at the Commons discussing their latest campaign or mod.

I bet:

John Prescott has the fastest most powerfull PC (2 of them)

Gordon Brown plays as Scotland

George Galloway plays as the Turks

Blair plays as England but just follows whatever the biggest power does

Ming Campbell is never sure what everyone is talking about

No one ever congratulates each other on a well played campaign/battle but they all love to pick holes in each others strategies/tactics

Labour MPs have problems with the loyalty of their provences

Conservative MPs love to assasinate their King

Lib Dem MPs prefer to Turtle.