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  1. 01-05-2007, 20:50 #1
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    Default Modder Jokes

    Q: Why do modders always carry a suitcase?

    A: Because they always want to pack everything they can.


    Your turn (and if no one posts I will unlesh another one..mwuahahaha)
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  2. 01-05-2007, 21:07 #2
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    oh, that was horrible .....
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  3. 01-05-2007, 21:21 #3
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    Default Re: Modder Jokes

    Oh, I can get them much worse ;) And seeing as you did not post one, here's another:

    Q: Why do modellers often not get on with parrots?

    A: Because they don't like too many pollys
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    I know my contributions here have been less then admirable.What shows a true modder?

    When normal people on Sundays worry what all kind of things should they do next week in work and private.A real modder worries how many things he/she can leave undone to reserve enough time for modding.
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  5. 01-05-2007, 21:46 #5
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    Please get them coming.




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  6. 01-05-2007, 21:50 #6
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    Q: Why did the modeller send his model to Taiwan?

    A: Because he wanted to export a cas file
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  7. 01-06-2007, 03:50 #7
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    Q: Why do modders stand up when Vercingetorix entered the room?
    A: Because a Gaul entered the room.
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  8. 01-06-2007, 05:29 #8
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    Q: Why did the modder cross the road?
    A: because he was messing around with the files and accidentally attached himself to the chicken!


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  9. 01-06-2007, 12:07 #9
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    Q: Why was the Modder arrested?
    A: Police overheard him boasting about skinning someone
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  10. 01-06-2007, 12:20 #10
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    Default Re: Modder Jokes

    Excellent you three! Wles, you surprise me! hehe.

    Q: What is a Coder's favourite game?

    A: Tag
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  11. 01-06-2007, 15:35 #11
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    LOL, good one!

    Q: How many modders does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: We can't change the lightbulb, it's hardcoded.
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  12. 01-06-2007, 17:42 #12
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    Barbarossa82> ! I like that one!

    Q: What is green then blue then red, jumping up and down, cursing God and the universe?
    A: A modder having a CTD with no show_err message.


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  13. 01-06-2007, 18:02 #13
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    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Ivor
    Ivor who?
    Ivor CTD when my city revolts

    (yes, maybe we ought to leave the 'knock knock' jokes alone..)
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    Why modders work in a morge?

    Because they work with skeletons

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    Default Re: Modder Jokes

    How many modders does it take to change a light bulb??


    10.


    one to change it.

    3 to reserch it's history.

    2 to ask if it can be tweeked.

    3 to ask when it will be done.

    And one to claim he already changed it.

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  16. 01-07-2007, 20:50 #16
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    Q. What is a modder's least favourite flavour?

    A. Vanilla
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  17. 01-07-2007, 21:18 #17
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    Q. What's the most favourite name chosen by modders for their pet dogs?

    A: Patch
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  18. 01-11-2007, 17:13 #18
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    Default Re: Modder Jokes

    These jokes are really cheesy... but funny.
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  19. 02-04-2007, 20:06 #19
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    LoL to you all!
    Keep'em coming!
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  20. 02-06-2007, 05:10 #20
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    lol
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  21. 02-21-2007, 03:14 #21
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    Default Re: Modder Jokes

    Why moders cant be geography teachers?
    Because they complaint about maps.

    I know, that was awful




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