When I first got M2TW I played the Spanish. Four times. They were that fun. I spammed Jinetes and Mailed Knights from my castles and unleashed them on my foes. Trotting sedately into combat, my overweight knights bludgeoned the enemy to death through sheer weight of numbers, while the Jinetes threw sharp objects and cheered. It was great fun.
Then the modern age arrived and I discovered the designers' personal gift to me: they made firearms capable of actually hitting something. Yes, guns can kill people in M2TW. I raced to assemble shot-and-pike armies. Tercio Pikemen, Musketeers, Swordsmen, Basilisks (a little heavy for my taste, but nevermind), the future seemed golden. Then I built my first Royal Officer Academy and saw the game's miserable excuse for professional cavalry: Gendarmes.
These guys have to be the most underpowered and unmotivated heavy cavalry in the game. They have a lower attack than Mailed Knights, lower defense than Feudal Knights, poor discipline, unexceptional morale and cost a bomb to recruit and maintain. Despite being professional knights, they get no experience bonuses from Tourneys and Master Swordsmiths. Their only advantage is being produced in a city. City life must be even more corrosive than I thought, to produce such lackluster specimens of knighthood. Chivalric Knights, considerably easier to recruit and maintain, are far superior in every way. Advanced knights, supposedly the contemporaries of the Gendarmes, will take them to pieces without breaking a sweat. One has only to look at Imperial Gothic Knights, Demi-Lancers and French Lancers to see the *true* standard of advanced heavy cavalry (even then, none of these supposedly more advanced knights have better defense than Feudal and Chivalric Knights).
Gendarmes are "superb professional armored cavalry armed with a lance". Superb is laughable, professional is debatable since neither their morale nor their discipline is in any way superior to that of earlier knights (it is in fact lower than that of advanced knights, 9 vs 11). Armored perhaps, but stupid enough to leave their shields at home. Even the lance part is questionable as they much prefer to use their swords. They should be sued for false advertising, and for pretending to be shock cavalry instead of the baggage train attendants they truly are.
The story of the Gendarme is a lesson to us all: knights are meant to run wild and free over the wide battlefield. Any attempt to instill professionalism in them is doomed to failure. Tear down those military academies: they will avail you not. Return to the Glorious Age of Chivalry, when knights were REAL MEN, strong and untamed, and not the mindless stormtroopers of a tyrant emperor.
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