Silly Warning Labels

[English assassin]

I already said, it is an omnipresent field underpinning all of nature. Very probably transmitted by the as yet undetected Higgs Bozo.

Like gravity, stupidity can only be observed indirectly though its effects. The force experienced when ordinary matter interacts with the stupidity field is what causes reality television, Mariah Carey, and going on ebay after six pints of beer.

[lancelot]

A kettle I bought a while ago (as Im sure with many other simple appliances) felt the need to include instructions-

Apprently- fill with water, plug it in and then turn on using the 'on' switch is too difficult for some people to work out on their own...

[Marshal Murat]

For Pop-tarts, the two pastries in the silvery wrapping? While not necessarily a warning label it is interesting if you disect it.
1.Remove pastry from pouch
2.Warm pastry in toasting appliance at lowest or lightest heat setting for one heating cycle only
3.Cool briefly before removing pastry from toasting appliance.

Okay, so if you have to read the instructions, why throw in 'heating cycle'?

[BDC]

Britain could have a "Warning! Expensive!" sticker on it...