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    Cynic Senior Member sapi's Avatar
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    I'm surprised i haven't seen any mention of the results of this years Darwin Awards - which honour people who improve the human gene pool by removing themselves from it - so i figured i'd post up a link.

    Honourable mentions this year included hiding inside a helium balloon and trying to open an unexploded rpg with a hammer Seriously

    2006 Results
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    From wise men, O Lord, protect us -anon
    The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of millions, a statistic -Stalin
    We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area -UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer

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    Perhaps the people who come up with these awards could slip over and stab themselves on a sharp peice of paving stone.

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    Addition by subtraction. Some people's thought processes can be quite astounding, too bad these never got a second chance to do better next time.

    I blame some of it on Bugs Bunny cartoons.
    Last edited by Hosakawa Tito; 01-07-2007 at 12:27.
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    I love the Darwin awards the idiots are always good for a laugh
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    Default Re: Darwin Awards '06

    DISQUALIFIED: (2006, England) Two people, 17 and 20, imitated Darth Vader and made light sabres from fluorescent light tubes. That's right, they opened up fluoresceent tubes, poured gasoline inside, and lit the end... As one can imagine, a Star Wars sized explosion was not far behind. One died, the other survived to confess to their creative, but stupid, filmed reenactment.

    Darwin says, "Some moderators say 17 is too young, but I disagree. 17 is legal driving age. Old enough to pump gas is old enough to know not to light gas."
    I can't stop laughing...



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    Cynic Senior Member sapi's Avatar
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    :P

    There are some pretty stupid people around ;P
    From wise men, O Lord, protect us -anon
    The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of millions, a statistic -Stalin
    We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area -UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer

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