Nude fighters!

[swhunter]

HI
where does the patch go to to cloth those nude men?


The RTW folder?
Rome/ data ?
which?
thanks

[Sarcasm]

Gah.

[Volume II]

Gah.

I think that tops the list of best replies ever.

[MSB]

I would presume you just point it to your R:TW folder like you do when installing EB.

Most people, including myself, I have just made a presumption, will not know how to do this as they like to play EB historically - with naked units. Some people do it, however, for an entirely different reason.

[Dumbass]

Some people do it, however, for an entirely different reason.

[Caratacos]

HI
where does the patch go to to cloth those nude men?

Why, over their "willies" of course.


Sorry couldn't resist.

[Krusader]

HI
where does the patch go to to cloth those nude men?


The RTW folder?
Rome/ data ?
which?
thanks

Drop the .exe file into your RTW folder (where RomeTW.exe is) and then Install it. It will install the proper files into their proper folders.

[Zaknafien]

Does a pixillated phallus really bother you that much dude?

[MSB]

Does a pixillated phallus really bother you that much dude?

It is obvious that he, unlike us is not a pervert historically accurate player.

[Birka Viking]

Lol.......

[Lovejoy]

Cant wait to see does naked men on the Rome2:TW engine in EB3!

[Rilder]

Cant wait to see does naked men on the Rome2:TW engine in EB3!

Each man with a difrently sized and difrently colored willy?, maybe even some with no willy!

[swhunter]

hi you nuts!

First all a hanging johnson
or a piller of Greece
or hanging spear
makes it all to easy!
All you need is one smack
or swing and hes holding his boys!
Love the modd but i wouldnt be running after the enemy
it would be after the ladies!


Yet you could add an addon which would give you a spear and sword
which is to concider!


thanks for all your o.2

[MiniMe]

Sometimes I start thinking about installing this patch =)
While playing Epeirote campaign, I use swarms of slingers as garrisons on my northern border.
And when on occasional encounter they start killing those funny naked barbarians, it is very painful for me to imagine what these nudists suffer.
And don't tell me they were under some kind of drugs, when you're hit in the balls by a stone, you'll feel it, no matter if you had your dose or you hadn't

[Kull]

It's worth remembering that we have a number of "underage" players here, and for many of them, game time can and does involve occasional parental monitoring. And not all parents are open minded enough to grasp the concept that it's "historical" for their son or daughter to be playing a game that involves large naked men.

[Sarcasm]

Indeed. They might turn out gay for all we know.

[The Celtic Viking]

It's worth remembering that we have a number of "underage" players here, and for many of them, game time can and does involve occasional parental monitoring. And not all parents are open minded enough to grasp the concept that it's "historical" for their son or daughter to be playing a game that involves large naked men.

So, what you're saying is that for these parents, killing and enslaving other people is ok, but God forbid if someone's doing it with his willy out! Is that it?

[abou]

So, what you're saying is that for these parents, killing and enslaving other people is ok, but God forbid if someone's doing it with his willy out! Is that it?

There was a Southpark episode about that.

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

There was a Southpark episode about that.

Well, in the movie someone said "violence and death is ok, as long as you don't say any naughty words!"

[swhunter]

Wow !
See what i started? Ask a simple install question and before you know it
you have sides drawn, armys marching, flags waveing, Nude men running around flapping in the wind, runnin about to kill the enemy and to cut off their
Dongs...

You might as well have a king with a wives patch to bring in
a happness to the government of that faction also!

No i feel we should keep the sex in the moves, in books, at school
and outdoors instead in games.
just my feelings!

thanks love the game!!!
could you add some spartans with the helmits?
please!! Like the ones from ATG ?
theres allready a long list of units.

[Kull]

So, what you're saying is that for these parents, killing and enslaving other people is ok, but God forbid if someone's doing it with his willy out! Is that it?

That is EXACTLY it. Many members of the EB team look at the mod as an opportunity to educate people about the ancient times we portray, and if this simple (albeit ahistorical) fix allows a kid to fend off his ignorant parents and gain some knowledge of these fascinating times, well, that's a small price to pay.

And this is not a theoretical exercise btw.

[QwertyMIDX]

So, what you're saying is that for these parents, killing and enslaving other people is ok, but God forbid if someone's doing it with his willy out! Is that it?

You have hit upon the bed rock of American culture.

[Rilder]

hmm, I wonder if as they say is true and drugs and violence does make people commit those acts in real life, I wonder if you combine drugs, violence and add a bit of Whipping willy in a game if you will get kids running around naked druged up and charging through there local wal-mart with a sword

[Aranor]

hmm, I wonder if as they say is true and drugs and violence does make people commit those acts in real life, I wonder if you combine drugs, violence and add a bit of Whipping willy in a game if you will get kids running around naked druged up and charging through there local wal-mart with a sword

[Krusader]

hmm, I wonder if as they say is true and drugs and violence does make people commit those acts in real life, I wonder if you combine drugs, violence and add a bit of Whipping willy in a game if you will get kids running around naked druged up and charging through there local wal-mart with a sword

We had one EB member do that, to try to get an accurate feel of how their stats would be.

[Zaknafien]

Personally I enjoy walking around ingesatae if you know what I mean. Dudes, if Im at home, Im gonna be a naked fanatic, I can tell you that much for damn sure. :)

[Fondor_Yards]

We had one EB member do that, to try to get an accurate feel of how their stats would be.

I'm sooooo gonna use this as an example the next time someone asks how indepth and how much research was put into EB

[MSB]

So, what you're saying is that for these parents, killing and enslaving other people is ok, but God forbid if someone's doing it with his willy out! Is that it?

hmm, I wonder if as they say is true and drugs and violence does make people commit those acts in real life, I wonder if you combine drugs, violence and add a bit of Whipping willy in a game if you will get kids running around naked druged up and charging through there local wal-mart with a sword

We had one EB member do that, to try to get an accurate feel of how their stats would be.

Personally I enjoy walking around ingesatae if you know what I mean. Dudes, if Im at home, Im gonna be a naked fanatic, I can tell you that much for damn sure. :)

This thread should get an award for the funniest thread 2007.

[blacksnail]

Yes, please, let's dis-inter this very, very dead horse.

If it goes anything like the last twenty threads on the subject, it will turn into page after page of those with European sensibilities being snooty about how it's just anatomy and those with American sensibilities being defensive about the need for a loincloth. I'm sure this thread will, like all of the others, allow each side to come to a greater understanding of the other instead of allowing veiled cultural potshots which continue far, far beyond the point of the original question which was "where do I find the modesty patch?"

Look at me, ma - I can predict the future.

[Kugutsu]

HI
where does the patch go to to cloth those nude men?

Why, over their "willies" of course.


Sorry couldn't resist.

This response is hilarious. Really made my day! Keep 'em coming guys!