
Originally Posted by
the_foz_4
French commander, landing at England: Hello there!
English commander: Well hello. What are you doing here?
French commander: Well, we thought it would be a nice day to go sailing.
English commander: ...and land heavy infantry?
French commander: Oui. We find it most comfortable to travel with our heavy armour and weapons on. After such a wonderful voyage, it only seemed appropriate to take a nice peaceful stroll through the woods to see... where was it I said we were supposed to be going today?
French flunky: To Scotland, sir!
French commander: Yes, we're going to see Scotland. Most of the men have never seen it. I hear it's beautiful this time of year.
English commander: Oh yes, quite beautiful. Full of... hills. And goats. Yeah. Very well men, let them pass!
*French army lays siege to London*
English commander: BLAST!!! They said they were going to Scotland, and I believed them! FRIGGIN FROGS!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure you get the point.
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