As mentioned, our Godfather (or whomever posed as Andres) has a great sense of humor. This was classic... straight to the Mafia games sticky, I hope (Sasaki....)

Of the 4 known mafia GH listed, I'd have to say this sounds the most like Beirut (who must be loving his role as Director right now).

Vote: Beirut

P.S. With his moderator powers, I'm sure he knows how to forge a PM.