I got my drivers licence Today

[Strike For The South]

Discuss my greatness...now

[Caius]

16 years and you can drive, omg!

Is dangerous.

[JimBob]

not so great

[Caius]

I say we can discuss your greatless ...

[AntiochusIII]

You do realize that that nice, shiny Driver's License card of yours is actually the Government's way of observing your every move with a hidden GPS chip and DNA-information storage, right?

You fell for it, brother; but it's not too late. Heed my advice and take the red pill.

[Strike For The South]

You do realize that that nice, shiny Driver's License card of yours is actually the Government's way of observing your every move with a hidden GPS chip and DNA-information storage, right?

If thats the price I have to pay to pick up girls...so be it. I worry about the tyrinncal goverment when my horomone leves drop then and only then.

Do you have one?

[Somebody Else]

If thats the price I have to pay to pick up girls...so be it.

You need a car? Fair enough... Me, I go for charm, intelligence... and stunning good looks. Working quite well so far...

[Strike For The South]

You need a car? Fair enough... Me, I go for charm, intelligence... and stunning good looks. Working quite well so far...

Who said anything about a car? The licence allows me and me alone to pick someone up. makes things more intaminte

[Marshal Murat]

Greatness, well.
Your great because...
1.Policemen can give YOU tickets and get YOUR money!

[Strike For The South]

Greatness, well.
Your great because...
1.Policemen can give YOU tickets and get YOUR money!

Ill cry

[Divinus Arma]

Dear God.

[AntiochusIII]

Do you have one?

I do. Or I think I do, since I never used it.

I'm an old-skool city boy. Hate cars, SUVs especially; uses metros, trains, and the occasional bus or taxi. I just think cars are superfluous in overcrowded cities.

[Samurai Waki]

It'll finally give you the chance to kill small animals at a higher rate than you are now...

[KukriKhan]

Congrats, SFTS.

Got mine at 15 years, 6 months (Michigan in the 60's). KNEW I was a good driver, since I'd studied hard, and practiced in the school parking lot for weeks. Made it to day #29 before my first accident

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

(mis-judged the effect of rain on pavement; when the wheels spun while leaving a stop sign, I gunned it vs. hitting the brakes and waiting. What should have been 2-3 seconds to clear the intersection, took 8 or 10 - long enough for a Buick(at 3 o'clock) to catch my right-rear quarter-panel, and spin me clockwise (from 6 to 9) into another Buick. My Dad's big, fat Ford Galaxy 500 looked like a Plymouth Barracuda in the rear, and both Buicks had crushed noses; no one hurt, thank god. It was the hardest phone call I ever made home. License suspened for 6 months, insurance tripled (which I had to pay))

Not saying the same thing will happen to you. You're probably a much better driver than I was (40 years later, I drive for a living, and have travelled over 2 million documented miles without an accident or ticket). Just keep in mind that YOU (and you alone) are piloting/aiming that quarter-ton bullet travelling at high speed, looking for a target - just waiting for that 2 seconds when Becky Sue's smile distracts you enough that you miss a stop sign or gun-it thru a wet intersection.

Good Luck, man. And welcome to the road.

[Strike For The South]

Dear God.

What a 6'1 230 pound guy crying can tug at a few heartstrings dude!

Thanks Kurki!

[Csargo]

Have fun.

[Lemur]

Do the neighbors from Ohio know that you're now allowed to control a large metal vehicle? 'Cause they should probably be worried ...

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

Dear God run run get off the road get off the roaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! It's SFTS on the roooooooooad!

[yesdachi]

Congrats, you gunna be taking mom’s station wagon or have you got a sweet ride all lined up?

[English assassin]

Nice start. Now get yourself a bike licence and join the real kings of the road...

BTW SFTS why is your driving a backroom topic? Is it a WMD?

[KukriKhan]

Nice start. Now get yourself a bike licence and join the real kings of the road...

BTW SFTS why is your driving a backroom topic? Is it a WMD?

I assumed our Strikey wanted to share the news with his backroom-only buddies. Now that it's had 118+ views, we'll assume that mission is accomplished, and move it to its natural home, the Kingdom of Peace, Love, and Groovy.

Greetings BKS and Beirut!

[Beirut]

Yeah, we do groovy as well, Kukri.

So, SFTS, have you saved up enough for your new car?

[MSB]

Congratulations. I never have wanted to drive, who has to drive when you have a (particularly) strange taxi service with an, interestingly eccentric, driver on call for twelve hours a day ready to take you to where you want to go at a *huge* price

Seriously, I want to drive, but I am yet to pass my test. I think that it may have something to do with my *very* sharp breaking

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

On the bright side, now I have an excuse to armour my vehicle.

[MSB]

On the bright side, now I have an excuse to armour my vehicle.

[KukriKhan]

LoL,Brother Beirut, that bug resembles my old '65 VW, "customized" by hippie girlfriend in1970, with flowers, peace signs and stuff.

SFTS might prefer something more along the lines of:

[Motep]

If he is getting his license, I think that it is abot time we ran...

But, as that is just my smatassness talkin, we might as well give a whoop for SFTS (im to lazy to type the whole thing)


WHOOP!


WHOOP!


WHOOP!


...ect.

[Caius]

Yeah, we do groovy as well, Kukri.

So, SFTS, have you saved up enough for your new car?

Man, that is painted with help of MsPaint.

[IrishArmenian]

Good luck.

(Un-Frontroomish comment - Beirut)

[doc_bean]

Remember: don't drink and drive !

Sex and driving is okay, but it's for pretty advanced drivers...