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Thread: Funny names for your Leaders..
Scotsmanforlife 07:04 01-16-2007
My current leader just died and the one that took over is called: Emperor Eusebius the fat. I look forward to great things from him.

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Ring_Master\ 07:21 01-16-2007
Wow, how awesome is that.

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Magraev 08:35 01-16-2007
The last pope in my scottish game was called Eusebius the corrupt!

They could have gone with my scottish cardinal instead, but nooo

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Moah 19:18 01-19-2007
I got Captain Kirk last night!

And guess what - he valiantly wiped out a Danish army and become MOTH! unfortunatley turned out Kirk was his first name So he's Kirk McSomething (fair enough, as kirk is scottish for Church) but I have to say sending Captain Kirk into Battle was pretty awesome!

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Snoil The Mighty 22:44 01-19-2007
Originally Posted by Moah:
I got Captain Kirk last night!

And guess what - he valiantly wiped out a Danish army and become MOTH! unfortunatley turned out Kirk was his first name So he's Kirk McSomething (fair enough, as kirk is scottish for Church) but I have to say sending Captain Kirk into Battle was pretty awesome!
The English typically early on get a merchant named Rodney Dangerfyeld but he doesn't get much respect........

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Monsieur Alphonse 12:12 05-11-2007
Why have the English faction leaders often stupid names? I have had kings with the following names: Jasper, Jozias, Toby (a hobbit) and of course Ralph

King Ralph???

Why not Henry (one to eighth), Charles, Richard, Eward, Edmund or whatever.

No all I get is King Ralph

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DrBeast 12:24 05-11-2007
Did he speak with an American accent? ;)

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Monsieur Alphonse 12:39 05-11-2007
Nope.

And he also didn't play the piano.

He was a very good king though who reigned for some 30 years and conquered Central Europe.

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Fußball 13:04 05-11-2007
The funniest title I have ever seen was a Venetian faction leader by the name of "Pantaleone the Ugly". He had one of the funniest traits, disfigured, which next to "often humiliates peasants simply out of spite." had the funniest description. I once had a family member by the name of "Harold the Mean".

Originally Posted by Snoil The Mighty:
The English typically early on get a merchant named Rodney Dangerfyeld but he doesn't get much respect........
Poor Rodney Dangerfield never gets any respect.

Tschüß!
Erich

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Furious Mental 13:08 05-11-2007
I try to build up dread so that one of my generals gets "the Tyrant"

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_Tristan_ 13:35 05-11-2007
My King always ends being called the Malevolent or the Tyrant...

Lastly, my King is Laszlo the Killer... (with something around 7-8 Dread) and my Heir is Kalman the Champion (with not less than 14 Chivalry...) ... It should give some interesting family dinners....

I've seen some funny names around but it was mainly the Byzantine that got them... They have a thing for them...

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WhiskeyGhost 10:20 05-12-2007
Guido the Mean.... 15 Chivalry, and no Dread points at all, and yet he's still considered a mean person.......in fact the only slightly negative trait he has is Miserly, but he wasn't Mean back when he first got it

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MStumm 20:03 05-12-2007
King Alfonso the Chivalrous



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Deus Le Volt! 21:02 05-12-2007
If you leave a princess unmarried for too long, She can become a "Man-Hunter." that cracked me up.

Even after she gets married, she's still "Elizabeth the Man-Hunter." Hilarious.

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Empirate 10:55 05-13-2007
My (HRE) best army commander right now is Prince Hans the Cuckold. It is said that his wife's lovers openly laugh in his face. It is also said that he couldn't care less, as his favorite "mistress" needs to shave every morning...

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PseRamesses 10:57 05-13-2007
I got Simon the Saint as Sicily and John the Mad as the Byzantines. Would be really cool to get a Danish king kalled Hardeknut the Berserker but most of the time, since I´m such a decent guy, I get stuck with the chivalrous and honourable ones.

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steev 14:20 05-13-2007
As Milan I have a princess called Diana Rossi, and maybe its no coincidence that my power is listed in diplomacy as "Supreme".

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