Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3.
Every woman is portrayed as nothing more than eye candy, Jenny McCarthy as Tanya, uninspired campaigns, Tim Curry at his worst, confusing unit mix, Jenny McCarthy as Tanya, no difference in co-commanders, David Hasselhoff, Japanese Schoolgirls as a commando unit (highly vulnerable to naughty tentacles)... oh, did I mention Jenny McCarthy plays Tanya?
Will there ever be an end to the suckage? I had MUCH more fun with RE2: Yuri's Revenge.