I gave Gears of War a second go. This time I got further than the first effort. Sad to say that the game wins special status with me: it's the only game I've played on my xbox and completely dislike. It's my 39th game.
Ugly colours, ugly character design, ugly sound effects and music, cumbersome controls, whimpy weapons with downright nasty sound effects, boring level design, a story and set of characters which set a new low for a genre already famous for being bad in those regards. It's packed full of idiotic AI team members who hamper you by getting killed, forcing you to battle hordes alone or get killed reviving them. On hardcore the enemies are bullet sponges and each kill takes a drearily long time. Above all and most damningly, the combat is plodding, dull, fiddly and boring.
There's nothing about it I like or find redeeming. Considering I can play games with plenty of flaws and still enjoy them, that's almost unheard of. I got it in a bundle deal with the sequel last year. The sequel will never get within 6 feet of my console's disc drive.
Next up? I don't know. I hated Gears so much it's kind of put me off games. Anything I play will be better; I want something so good it will obliterate the foul taste left by Gears.
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