Missle Fire Rate:

[andrewt]

You have obviously not worked with either union or government employees before...

So somebody I know called his insurance company yesterday:

Them: Can you please hold?

Him: Yes.

10 minutes pass, he gets disconnected.

He calls again.

Him: Hello?

Automated response: We are closed for the day.

[Doug-Thompson]

So somebody I know called his insurance company yesterday:

Them: Can you please hold?

Him: Yes.

10 minutes pass, he gets disconnected.

He calls again.

Him: Hello?

Automated response: We are closed for the day.

Q: What is the difference between a capitalist country and a socialist country?

A: In a socialist country, you work work and work to pay your taxes. In a capitalist country, you work work and work to pay your taxes and your insurance.