So...is everyone going to give a little speech ?
So...is everyone going to give a little speech ?
Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II
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Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
No, but he was wearing a clinging pink dress.Originally Posted by SwordsMaster
Originally Posted by SwordsMaster
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Blubbering like a man who has just nailed his crown jewels to the guttering.
Hey, Louis, congratulations on the award for Funniest Member. I guess that's why the babe is staring at you.![]()
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"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
“The majestic equality of the laws prohibits the rich and the poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging in the streets and stealing bread.” - Anatole France
"The law is like a spider’s web. The small are caught, and the great tear it up.” - Anacharsis
Yeah Louis, I hear you've been voted funniest member.Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
So tell us when the fun starts, will ya?![]()
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
I congratulate myself for avoiding notice.
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Last edited by Kanamori; 01-21-2007 at 21:10.
A Frenchman and a Dutchman man are driving head on, at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, their cars are completely destroyed, yet they both crawl out of their cars without so much as a scratch. In celebration of their amazing fortune, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.Originally Posted by Adrian II
At this point, the Frenchman goes to the trunk of his car and fetches a vintage 1976 Château La Tour de Mons Margaux, still unscated. "Mon Dieu," he says, "our luck knows no limits." He hands the bottle to the Dutchman, exclaiming: ''Praise the Lord and may the French and Dutch forever live in peace and harmony from now on!''
"A toast to our newfound friendship!" the Dutchman replies, and tips the bottle and lashes half of it down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he returns the bottle to the Frenchman, who replies: ''no thanks, I'll just wait till the police get here...''
After which the Dutchman removes a small plastic bag from behind his crushed rear mirror, tips some of its brownish contents into a cigarette paper along with a bit of tobacco and rolls the mother of all reefers. Three hours later, no one has called the police yet. Both are seated on a nearby slope laughing inanely at the sight of their respective car wrecks. The accident, the police and the Mons Margaux are distant memories by the time the first rays of the all-forgiving sun peer through the morning fog and start warming a truly united Europe.Originally Posted by luigi VI di Fatlington
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
Someone hold me!Originally Posted by Adrian II
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