This is mainly for the Brits. Expose yourselves!
The Chav Test
Quid
Edit: 20%
How Chavvy are you?
This is mainly for the Brits. Expose yourselves!
The Chav Test
Quid
Edit: 20%
Last edited by Quid; 01-22-2007 at 00:48.
...for it is revenge I seek...
Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war
Juleus Ceasar, Shakespear
Re: How Chavvy are you?
Originally Posted by Quid
20%
But some of those options are things that every British person has encountered.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
22%. However, in my defence...
-The Burberry item I own is a trench coat. Not a very chavvy garment.
-The suit with more than three buttons I own is double breasted. Again, pretty much the opposite of what the question was getting at.
-I'm very proud of the fact that I didn't go to a private school.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
18%.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
31%, apparently. Wiggers obviously have different traditions in Britain than here in North America.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
33% In my defense some of those are just becuase Im white trash
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
20% Hmm
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"
-Abraham Lincoln
Four stage strategy from Yes, Minister:
Stage one we say nothing is going to happen.
Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
Stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we can do.
Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
7%. What the hell is a chav?
"Half of your brain is that of a ten year old and the other half is that of a ten year old that chainsmokes and drinks his liver dead!" --Hagop Beegan
Re: How Chavvy are you?
22%Glad it wasn't too much above that, though.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
I got 22% too, which is, in my opinion, not bad, but is not especially good either.
Last edited by Omanes Alexandrapolites; 01-22-2007 at 07:56.
Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go back to bed
Re: How Chavvy are you?
11%. But like BKS I own a trenchcoat. Corned beef hash - not unknown in 24 hour ration packs. As for the rest, I've grown up having to deal with Americans (earrings, 'toilet' &c.)
Re: How Chavvy are you?
16% chav. But I protest I only ate pot noodles when I was a student.
Still, I shouldn't complain, because if it had asked what football team I supported I would have gone off the scale.
(Come on you Gills !)
"The only thing I've gotten out of this thread is that Navaros is claiming that Satan gave Man meat. Awesome." Gorebag
Re: How Chavvy are you?
16%
I refer to the loo as the toliet and a sofa is a "settee" around these parts. As to clothing I'm a somewhat scruffy git, but I don't wear any of the chav brands.
Personally I think the whole chav thing has gone too far. The upper crust now seem to refer to most of the working classes as chavs, and there are some people that don't consider themselves as chavs, but in fact are, while looking down their noses at others. The only types that I find very offensive are the ugly little hoody wearing youths and the "kappa slappers" that are never too far away. The type that hang about outside off licences making the place look untidy, asking you to buy booze for them or looking for a "spare cigarette", whatever that may be.
“The majestic equality of the laws prohibits the rich and the poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging in the streets and stealing bread.” - Anatole France
"The law is like a spider’s web. The small are caught, and the great tear it up.” - Anacharsis
Re: How Chavvy are you?
20% which kind of surprised me. I only bought flowers one time at a petrol station for my girlfriend. I know that's kind of chav, at least I wasnt in a car.
Common Unreflected Drinking Only Smartens
Re: How Chavvy are you?
24%?
Must be the football shirts, the mobile phone ring-tone, and the R & B.
And I do own some Burberry, but the checks are discrete and not visible on the outside.
"The ink of the scholar is more holy than the blood of the martyr."
“I only defended myself and the honor of my family” - Nazanin
Re: How Chavvy are you?
We do not have chavs in Scotland...
It was not theirs to reason why,
It was not theirs to make reply,
It was theirs but to do or die.
-The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson
"Wherever this stone shall lie, the King of the Scots shall rule"
-Prophecy of the Stone of Destiny
"For God, For King and country, For loved ones home and Empire, For the sacred cause of justice, and The freedom of the world, They buried him among the kings because he, Had done good toward God and toward his house."
-Inscription on the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior
Re: How Chavvy are you?
No, they're called Neds up there IIRC... do they wear burberry kilts?
“The majestic equality of the laws prohibits the rich and the poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging in the streets and stealing bread.” - Anatole France
"The law is like a spider’s web. The small are caught, and the great tear it up.” - Anacharsis
Re: How Chavvy are you?
But you have NEDs.
18% Chav
Too high, far too high for someone of my impeccable tastes and standards.
www.thechap.net
"We were not born into this world to be happy, but to do our duty." Bismarck
"You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing. One or the other. Not both." The Right Hon. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication" - Lord Byron
"Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison." - C. S. Lewis
Re: How Chavvy are you?
Yes, we have Neds and Jakeys...
Vast quantities, grown in great schemes, thousands at a time... In cities across the realm... ugh...
It was not theirs to reason why,
It was not theirs to make reply,
It was theirs but to do or die.
-The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson
"Wherever this stone shall lie, the King of the Scots shall rule"
-Prophecy of the Stone of Destiny
"For God, For King and country, For loved ones home and Empire, For the sacred cause of justice, and The freedom of the world, They buried him among the kings because he, Had done good toward God and toward his house."
-Inscription on the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior
Re: How Chavvy are you?
I got 24%.
We have we scallies in Merseyside.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scally
Re: How Chavvy are you?
18%
Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II
Re: How Chavvy are you?
7% for me
'My intelligence is not just insulted, it's looking for revenge with a gun and no mercy. ' - Frogbeastegg
SERA NIMIS VITA EST CRASTINA VIVE HODIE
The life of tomorrow is too late - live today!
Re: How Chavvy are you?
13% one of the lowest around :D most questions and names seemed totally random to me so i just answered no...
We do not sow.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
Dear god I’m 11% chav that’s 11% to much
In defence
Co-op was near where I lived
Marks and Spencer food hall is expensive
What’s wrong with saying tea for dinner?
And for all those who don't know what a chav is http://www.chavscum.com/
Make BeerNot War
Re: How Chavvy are you?
haha. i got 2% chavvy rating. good enough for me.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
Self-proclaimed member who wishes more than anyone else that they looked like their avatar 2007.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
lol this should be fun!
I got 36% chav! What the heck?
Last edited by Lorenzo_H; 01-22-2007 at 22:38.
I support Israel
Re: How Chavvy are you?
29%
I'm ashamed. Genuinely ashamed. Kinda stupid questions though.
Last edited by Craterus; 01-22-2007 at 23:01.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
44% I have nothing to say.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
48%
I never paid enough attention to brand names when I was there to break the test.
Call me silly, but when they're not being loud when I'm trying to concentrate, their antics can be pretty funny. The thing is though, I think many/most of them don't conciously know what's going on.
Because nobody would take me too seriously there, I liked to ride around on the tube w/ tons of pot in my pocket reeking all over or drunk; most of them seemed to appreciate a drunk American.
The old ladies sometimes seemed genuinely offended, though I think that they get a lot of practice.
Re: How Chavvy are you?
You were at UCL for a time, right?
Got any recommendations for good restaurants/pubs in the area? There are so many that I've inevitably missed some of the good ones.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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