You come home round 2 o'clock in the night and when you open the door you see your wife standing in the hallway with a baseball bat and a look that says: HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!?!
You know you're going to die when...
You come home round 2 o'clock in the night and when you open the door you see your wife standing in the hallway with a baseball bat and a look that says: HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!?!
We do not sow.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
When you do a friend a favor by sending innocent PM's...
*cough*check the Capo de Tutti Capi thread*cough*
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
Re: You know you're going to die when...
...when you see a moderator at your front door with a knife in his hand.
Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go back to bed
Re: You know you're going to die when...
When you see Beirut in the hallway screaming "LOCKED!"
Re: You know you're going to die when...
you invite Dr. Lectur to dinner, passing out during the first course, only to regain consciousness to find the top of your skull removed and Hannibal stir-frying something lumpy and grey on a skillet next to you.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: You know you're going to die when...
When you are afraid of a Axeman
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
Re: You know you're going to die when...
...your holding a ticking box that starts to go 5....4....3....2...
That would suck.
...your doctor tells you, "And only 3 hours until the cure would be ready."
That would suck even worse.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
Self-proclaimed member who wishes more than anyone else that they looked like their avatar 2007.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
Your doctor tells you that you have 3 minutes to live.
You ask if there is anything that you can do.
The doctor says.....
How about a boiled egg?
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: You know you're going to die when...
You go outside and there is a strange green cloud swirling from the sky.
Every time you go outside it begins to thunder.
When you walk down the street/hallway/crypt chamber you hear thumping dark music.
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
You find yourself in the center field while two approaching Armies charge each other.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
.. you are born.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Pape for global overlord!!
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