You come home round 2 o'clock in the night and when you open the door you see your wife standing in the hallway with a baseball bat and a look that says: HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!?!
You know you're going to die when...
You come home round 2 o'clock in the night and when you open the door you see your wife standing in the hallway with a baseball bat and a look that says: HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!?!
We do not sow.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
When you do a friend a favor by sending innocent PM's...
*cough*check the Capo de Tutti Capi thread*cough*
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
Re: You know you're going to die when...
...when you see a moderator at your front door with a knife in his hand.
Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go back to bed
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When you see Beirut in the hallway screaming "LOCKED!"
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you invite Dr. Lectur to dinner, passing out during the first course, only to regain consciousness to find the top of your skull removed and Hannibal stir-frying something lumpy and grey on a skillet next to you.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: You know you're going to die when...
When you are afraid of a Axeman
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
Re: You know you're going to die when...
When you look outside and see Mithrandir...and a camel...and another camel...
So many camels...
Hey...wait a minute...
Do camels usually have rifles?
Re: You know you're going to die when...
...your holding a ticking box that starts to go 5....4....3....2...
That would suck.
...your doctor tells you, "And only 3 hours until the cure would be ready."
That would suck even worse.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
Self-proclaimed member who wishes more than anyone else that they looked like their avatar 2007.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
Your doctor tells you that you have 3 minutes to live.
You ask if there is anything that you can do.
The doctor says.....
How about a boiled egg?
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: You know you're going to die when...
You go outside and there is a strange green cloud swirling from the sky.
Every time you go outside it begins to thunder.
When you walk down the street/hallway/crypt chamber you hear thumping dark music.
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
You find yourself in the center field while two approaching Armies charge each other.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
.. you are born.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Pape for global overlord!!
Re: You know you're going to die when...
your dead
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Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go back to bed
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We do not sow.
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When you join the mafia game and post....
TosaInu shall never be forgotten.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
Babies don't know they're going to die. That realisation comes much later.
Or, more aptly: When you join a mafia game and don't post.When you join the mafia game and post....
Re: You know you're going to die when...
when you can see half of your head on the wall
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
Re: You know you're going to die when...
when you see a body without a head wearing a shirt that looks exactly like yours.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
Self-proclaimed member who wishes more than anyone else that they looked like their avatar 2007.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
When you are stuck in a freezer, I guess.
Or when you tell one of our beloved mods that camels are stupid.
you eat in the Mc Donalds
you wear a free tibet shirt in china or talk about a genocide in Turky.
Tought working as a police officer in Iraq shouldn't be much of a problem.
Piano is about to fall on your head.
You commit suicide.
Masturbate, Jesus said it himself! I tell you! And blind. Blind too!
your freind posts a pm telling you are a mafia on accident.
dress up as a tree in Beirut's neigbourhood.
you're terminal.
you notice you holded the gun in the wrong direction.
you have a druid with you, screamin "Leroy!"
Re: You know you're going to die when...
you have a druid with you, screamin "Leroy!"
We do not sow.
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You know you're going to die when... you sing "I'ma gonna go to hell when I die." and clap your hands several times in the process.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
you know you're going to die when, it's your job to clean the alligator's teeth.
When you have to listen to Jazz with Cosby.
When you're a chinese and get an MMORPG from your parents.
When you mess with the twinkies.
When you're an infedel on vacation in Afghanistan.
When you like to wear pink clothes in Saoudi Arabia.
When you go to an American public school.
When you play WoW for 56 hours straight.
When you think: "haggis can't be that bad."
When you decide that a cantus is much more fun with Wodka then with beer.
When you try to out drink Divinus Arma.
When you say you have seen someone eating a spicy meat-a-ball.
When the doctor tells you are going to die.
When you have bought all the DVD boxes of all seasons of Family Matters.
When you find eating a sponge, a brick and cement and drinking a whole lot of water to be healthy.
Last edited by Moros; 01-24-2007 at 20:47.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
when you see sombody with a gun yelling your name
when you tripover a wire in the forests of Vietnam
when you step onto a stone in a flor, and it presses inwards
when you see god
f you go to the light at the end of the tunnel
when you eat pie coated with paint from the forties
when you go into a gangs hideout and say "I know the whole truth"
when you say "screw Allah" in a mosque
when yuu have an iq of 50 or less
when you tell everybody in the mafia you are a detective and refuse to post investigation results.
TosaInu shall never be forgotten.
Re: You know you're going to die when...
When you find yourself wearing a red shirt and standing on a transporter pad behind Kirk and Spock.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: You know you're going to die when...
No, that's when you know you'll be a sucesfull American politician...
Re: You know you're going to die when...
When you find yourself wearing a red shirt and standing on a transporter pad behind Kirk and Spock.
Kirk: Okay we've never been on this world before, our readings tell us it's fraught with danger. That means Me, Spock, and Ensign Jim will go.
Ensign Jim:
Re: You know you're going to die when...
Wrong again, thats when you know you´ll be a consultant for a succesfull american politicianNo, that's when you know you'll be a sucesfull American politician...
"Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions." - Grandpa Simpson
Re: You know you're going to die when...
When Bush is going to have 100% of the American votes.
When you are born (copyright Daddywaio).
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
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