When you are stuck in a freezer, I guess.

Or when you tell one of our beloved mods that camels are stupid.

you eat in the Mc Donalds

you wear a free tibet shirt in china or talk about a genocide in Turky.

Tought working as a police officer in Iraq shouldn't be much of a problem.

Piano is about to fall on your head.

You commit suicide.

Masturbate, Jesus said it himself! I tell you! And blind. Blind too!

your freind posts a pm telling you are a mafia on accident.

dress up as a tree in Beirut's neigbourhood.

you're terminal.

you notice you holded the gun in the wrong direction.

you have a druid with you, screamin "Leroy!"