I feel certain that I am missing somethingOriginally Posted by General Zhukov
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I feel certain that I am missing somethingOriginally Posted by General Zhukov
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I marry my teenage princessess to old fossils![]()
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I send some of the merchants I don't like on a trading mission to Timbuktu. Mwuhahaha
I am a good friend of the Pope
And I am not evil, I am merely misunderstood!!!
Roma must be destroyed
i assassinated 16 popes in a row
i assassinated diplomats that demanded to many things
gave a plage infested settlement to the pope, and he thanked me for it to![]()
now that is evel allrightOriginally Posted by snorky
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And therefore I have sailed the seas and come to the holy city of Byzantium
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I have used that thing where you surround an agent and then move a unit on it to kill it in order to slay all diplomats, spies, assasins, priests, and princesses that move into my territory because they were crowding up my provinces and it takes forever for me to move my agents
"I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton
War for territorial expansion! Oh my! Please tell me you got PR guys to make it sound good right away!
Lol. Probably lame but I don't typically go to war unless I think the PR guys could really make it happen.
"Hope is the last to die." Russian Proverb.
I declared war on the papacy and killed in battle 14 popes over a quarter of a century until the office was no longer filled![]()
That's not evil![]()
From wise men, O Lord, protect us -anon
The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of millions, a statistic -Stalin
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area -UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
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