You're Addicted To RTW When...

[The Spartan (Returns)]

You cross out dollar on your dollar bill and put denarii instead. your turn.

[Silver Rusher]

When selling maps on the street, you make everyone pay £3 every day for the rest of their lives in order to buy the map.

[Duke Malcolm]

One offers all of France for a map of Majorca...

[Masy]

You compile lists of flaws and virtues for those living in your household...

[The Spartan (Returns)]

you want to learn latin. (not learning it during schhol)

[Avicenna]

...you go to the zoo hoping to make elephants run amok.

[spmetla]

When a family member asks how your day was and you describe in intricate detail how the Selucids betrayed your alliance when you went to war with the Thracians and then go into further detail on how you crushed the enemy army using the full spectrum of arm motion to display unit movements and flanking attacks and so on....

When think of ways to defend your house from tight infantry formations.

[Kekvit Irae]

...you try and convince your parents to "make more heirs", because you are an only child.
...you try and convince your wife or husband to "make more heirs", just because.
...you protest the building of a local bar because you do not want another drunken uncle following you around everywhere.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

in school you have a list of factions (student names) and your standing with them.
if you beat up a kid you now take a note and write, "established a protectorate with the (name)."
if you make a friend you write down,"made an alliance with (name)
if you stopped fighting with a friend you write down,"established a ceasefire with (name)
if you fight a kid you write down, "war declared against (name)
and so on, and so on.

[Caius]

...When you want to control all
...When you say to your fathers be only child, so you can be the heir of the family
...When you doesnt trust of your friends, you think they are going to betray you
...you have a iron door
...you buy oil for defences
...when you are going to run say CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...you join the org
keep coming...

[Orb]

You invade Asia minor with a pointéd stick and two buddies because the AI isn't good enough to stop you. :D