World Police. (KGB)

**Czar Alexsandr** · 01-30-2007, 06:49

My current Russia campaign is very interesting. In an attempt to get at thosse Poles and Hungarians I've taken on an interesting role. You see... the Poles and Hungarians were crusadeing out east like they always do and I really wanted to punish thosse Poles so.. I made an alliance with the Egyptians. Then I asked them very polietly for a tiny castle called Aleppo with the promise I'd punish thosse crusaders. It was very nice. Came fully furnished and with some local Turcopules.

Well. An Idea came to me.. why not play a world policing game? Lol. I will try to keep countries from getting to big... extinct or any other variety of international meddling that makes me happy. So currently.. aside from my "international aid" to Egypt I am now fighting an expanded Portugal to give back Cordoba to the Moors. Aside from being the country everyone loves or hates at the moment you get to fight with allies a lot more and lol you get a change in scenery! The steepe kinda get's drab after a while. And being able to fight somewheres without snow during winter is a good break lol. And like that last battle... ahh.. It's great to have horse archers in Iberia.

**Subedei** · 01-30-2007, 13:18

That really sound like a good idea. Adds some variety to the gaming.....

**TevashSzat** · 01-31-2007, 00:43

Hmm..just make sure you don't underestimate the local rebel groups and then become stuck in a civil war

**Marquis of Roland** · 01-31-2007, 00:48

Sounds more like you're imitating United States rather than Soviet Union

**Czar Alexsandr** · 01-31-2007, 01:16

Lol. It's been a lot of fun. Enjoying it a lot.

Lol. I knew that this was a lot like the US. Lol. Nothing Better than sending the local Boyars to go do a regime change in Baghdad. More than likely though I'll be laying down International law on thosse Milanese and Venitians soon.

**zstajerski** · 01-31-2007, 02:06

"Sir, we are surrounded!"

"Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction!"

Muahahahhahahahaha, great slogan

Am going to steal this one, hope you don't mind

**Tran** · 02-01-2007, 04:45

Originally Posted by Marquis of Roland

Sounds more like you're imitating United States rather than Soviet Union

Are you sure?

**Maurus** · 02-01-2007, 05:33

I tried something similar in my recent spanish campaign,

The milanese were getting too big, and the HRE was beign destroyed by a combined assault from the danish, venetians and of course the milanese, so I decided to do something about it and assaulted Genoa thus removing the annoying milanese fleet (I had taken marseille and ajaccio already) and began moving into germany

Anyway after some turns I see a milanese diplomat aproach the pope, don't know what kind of deal was negotiated in the dark corners of the vatican, but the next turn the pope tells me to stop attacking, unfortunately I can't comply since my army survival depended on taking a castle from the milanese for rest and retraining so, confident in our perfect realtions with the pope I decide to take the castle

The pope then decided to excommunicate me and DECLARE WAR

on me, even though my king had the "respected by the pope" trait (I had retaken rome in a crusade from the venetians and retuned it to the papal states)

In any case I managed to destroy the milanese withouth engaging its huge army by a moving from castle to castle and then offering the new lands to the HRE (which by this point had allied with the milanese

), the assasins did the rest and adios milan

I't was quite fun, though the situation with the pope is still unresolved even 30 years later