World Police. (KGB)

**Marquis of Roland** · 01-31-2007, 00:48

Sounds more like you're imitating United States rather than Soviet Union

**Czar Alexsandr** · 01-31-2007, 01:16

Lol. It's been a lot of fun. Enjoying it a lot.

Lol. I knew that this was a lot like the US. Lol. Nothing Better than sending the local Boyars to go do a regime change in Baghdad. More than likely though I'll be laying down International law on thosse Milanese and Venitians soon.

**zstajerski** · 01-31-2007, 02:06

"Sir, we are surrounded!"

"Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction!"

Muahahahhahahahaha, great slogan

Am going to steal this one, hope you don't mind

**Czar Alexsandr** · 01-31-2007, 02:51

Lol. You like the sig? Lol. Well why not share it! Soon enough we'll have an army of generals saying it!

No I wouldn't mind. I found it somewheres and have been trying to figure out where it came from. Personnaly I picture an old senile Roman centurion saying it.

**Somebody Else** · 01-31-2007, 19:50

Being terribly off-topic here... that sig sounds suspiciously something that might feature in a Terry Pratchet book - specifically Jingo. But I can't be sure.

**Carl** · 01-31-2007, 19:59

Being terribly off-topic here... that sig sounds suspiciously something that might feature in a Terry Pratchet book - specifically Jingo. But I can't be sure.

I don't remeber it being in a Terry Pratchett Book, (i'm a fan), but I too though it had a pratchet like quality to it

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**Snoil The Mighty** · 01-31-2007, 21:52

Hmm, I am thinking I like the idea and will pile it on top of my Sicilian "Dennis Moore" campaign. I got so rich so fast I started paying the English off so they could fight harder against the French, Which worked but the the Danes became too wealthy during that war and took too much HRE territory. Well the HRE was a little light on funds so I gave a bunch to them. Of course the HRE got egomaniacal and hurt Poland so I paid the Poles a big load of cash, much to the dismay of Hungary........

However, now I'll redistribute territory as well as cash! And maybe train some "Cardinal Pool Cullers" too. Don't need anyone having too much say there.....

**Tran** · 02-01-2007, 04:45

Originally Posted by Marquis of Roland

Sounds more like you're imitating United States rather than Soviet Union

Are you sure?

**Maurus** · 02-01-2007, 05:33

I tried something similar in my recent spanish campaign,

The milanese were getting too big, and the HRE was beign destroyed by a combined assault from the danish, venetians and of course the milanese, so I decided to do something about it and assaulted Genoa thus removing the annoying milanese fleet (I had taken marseille and ajaccio already) and began moving into germany

Anyway after some turns I see a milanese diplomat aproach the pope, don't know what kind of deal was negotiated in the dark corners of the vatican, but the next turn the pope tells me to stop attacking, unfortunately I can't comply since my army survival depended on taking a castle from the milanese for rest and retraining so, confident in our perfect realtions with the pope I decide to take the castle

The pope then decided to excommunicate me and DECLARE WAR

on me, even though my king had the "respected by the pope" trait (I had retaken rome in a crusade from the venetians and retuned it to the papal states)

In any case I managed to destroy the milanese withouth engaging its huge army by a moving from castle to castle and then offering the new lands to the HRE (which by this point had allied with the milanese

), the assasins did the rest and adios milan

I't was quite fun, though the situation with the pope is still unresolved even 30 years later

**Czar Alexsandr** · 02-01-2007, 06:14

Lol. Wow. See i wouldn't do this with a Catholic faction. The man in Rome gets in the way pretty easy lol. Yeah. Thosse Italians are good for making some big problems if your goal's stability. Well one of the reasons I'm doing this is that historically Russia wanted to be world player like France, England, Germany, Europe lol. Etc. So not settling for european politics I've decided Russia has a say in whatever goes on in the world lol. Nothing happens without my blessing or consent now.

Today I fought a massive Crusader army. It was beautiful. Lol. 4 units of crusader knights, 6 crusader sargents, and endless numbers of pilgrims. I won the battle with 1 Druzhina, 1 Boyar Son Cav, and 4 Turkopules. The odds were like... 1 : 5. Good fight. Almost lost it. Loved seeing my Turkopules running on the rocky mountains of Aleepo.

And... is that KGB chicken? Made by Colonel Stalin? Lol. Josef makes good chicken.