Well I'm sure it will be hard. In fact I made it a little harder on myself lol. Ouch. You see there were thesse Hungarians and they declared a Crusade. And since I had to fight the Hungarians and Poles cause I told the Egyptians I'd keep them away from the holy lands but I never got an oppurtunity to attack thosse Huns in the Levant so I attacked em at home. And then I found that they were reduced to the Citadel of Bran and the town of Bucharest.... well. Venice had taken everything as far as Budapest, as far north as Prauge, and holding Innsbruk and Vienna in HRE. HRE is now Numbreg, Frankfurt, and something else. Oh and losing Bern to the Millanese. So the Italians are now super countries and HRE is doomed to extinction unless his dim witted allies the Poles grow up and accept a ceasefire from me.

As for the quote.. lol. I did get it from a Pratchet fan. Easily coulda been.