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    Default How evil are you?

    Well, today while playing as the English, I happened to get excommunicated. Citizens of my cities got a bit angry and began rioting. I saw I had a town suffering from the plague and it wasn't rioting. So, I thought I'd take a few troops out of there and send them to the cities that were rioting in order to.. lessen the number of rioters.


    So, what have you all done that you would class as evil?

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    One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.


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    I just let the Aztecs break down the gate to the city I took. Why? So my reinforcements could move up behind them and trap them inside the city.

    1380-odd Aztec troops. None escaped, and afterward none were spared.

    I've sold regions I had large armies in to factions I was planning to attack anyway when the price was right. Nothing like making sure your enemy enters the war broke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by General Zhukov
    One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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    I would get everyone that i am allied with which is usually about 5 or 6 factions to declare war on a faction just because i wanted to see them suffer
    "I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton

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    if the ai makes a mistake i dont give any breaks.and i specialize in wholesale slaughter at the end of the campaign when i dont need any extra money from looting. if i encircle an army and begin to rout them my mouth begins to salivate and my my warhounds are unleashed to run down the poor fools who dared to oppose me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by General Zhukov
    One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.
    You're not just evil, you're sick and evil.


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    It is nice to send a plague infected spy or other agent into your enemy lands. I still am messing about with my first campaign and so didn't really know how the reputation works. Needless to say the world thinks I am despicable and in hindsight it is well deserved.
    I am still allied with Poland though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    You're not just evil, you're sick and evil.
    I also ran a wizard on his computer. The results:
    It found evil (and sick) stuff on your computer. Dont' think we don't know!
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    I know, I'm so ashamed. Wow, do they really have Snake Oil for computers!? That will make a great addition to all that handsome cream I just bought.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    Exterminating cities is one thing, and killing all prisoners another...but this...this...just takes the biscuit

    Quote Originally Posted by General Zhukov
    One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.
    Brave Sir Robin ran away.
    Bravely ran away, away!
    When danger reared its ugly head,
    He bravely turned his tail and fled.
    Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
    And gallantly he chickened out.
    Bravely taking to his feet
    He beat a very brave retreat,
    Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

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    How about this, you create massive amounts of cheap troops in your cities so you can send them on suicide missons by going into battle with their backs facing the enemy
    "I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xdeathfire
    How about this, you create massive amounts of cheap troops in your cities so you can send them on suicide missons by going into battle with their backs facing the enemy

    Hey that is a good idea, i think I should do that, who knows they might win and also gain a valuable experience and will reduce my upkeep expenditure as well
    And therefore I have sailed the seas and come to the holy city of Byzantium






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    I use a lot of assassins and use the violence inherent in the system to repress the plebes (bloody peasants) but in war I generally release any captured soldiers. As a result, my kings are always despicable with monikers like "the Killer" and "the Tyrant" and my campaign generals are always saintly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by General Zhukov
    One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo you are the devil himself!
    Though,you can't beat me...
    I slaughtered a sheep outside the castle walls once... THAT'S EVIL!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by General Zhukov
    One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.

    No thats not Evil. Thats actually how you play the Game. I mean why else would you go to war in it if not for more territory lol.

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    i have a milatry policy of maniacisim, if i can see them they die evan if they are 1000000times as big as me ha ha ha i sack every setlment and i hav'nt yet played 10 years before being excomunicated an have lost all allies

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    Quote Originally Posted by General Zhukov
    One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.
    I feel certain that I am missing something


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    I marry my teenage princessess to old fossils

    I send some of the merchants I don't like on a trading mission to Timbuktu. Mwuhahaha

    I am a good friend of the Pope


    And I am not evil, I am merely misunderstood!!!
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    i assassinated 16 popes in a row

    i assassinated diplomats that demanded to many things

    gave a plage infested settlement to the pope, and he thanked me for it to

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    Quote Originally Posted by snorky
    i assassinated 16 popes in a row

    i assassinated diplomats that demanded to many things

    gave a plage infested settlement to the pope, and he thanked me for it to
    now that is evel allright
    And therefore I have sailed the seas and come to the holy city of Byzantium






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    I declared war on the papacy and killed in battle 14 popes over a quarter of a century until the office was no longer filled

    That's not evil
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    Quote Originally Posted by General Zhukov
    One time, when I was playing the Byzantines, I started a war with Turkey purely out of a desire for territorial expansion.
    Good point. The whole 'you must capture 40+ regions' thing isn't conducive to morally praiseworthy behaviour

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