M*A*S*H Quotes

[lancelot]

PA announcer: Attention all personnel. Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.

Classic!

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

I remember something about a squirrel and a character. It was funny, I may just go find it.

[CountArach]

Ahhh I love M*A*S*H, seen every episode, own every season...

I can't say I have any [articular favourite quote, but the ones revolving around 5 o'clock charlie are awesome.

[Gregoshi]

PA announcer: Attention. Attention. One minute to Charlie. The betting book is now closed.

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PA announcer: And now direct from North Korea, here he is for the sixth hit week, 5 O'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism!

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PA announcer: And that concludes 5 O'clock Charlie for today, folks. Hope you enjoyed him as much as North Korea enjoyed bringing him to ya. Results of the pool will be announced in just a few minutes. Join us tomorrow same time. Until then, have a nice war.

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PA announcer: So as he flies the blue lady of the skies into the sunset, we say 'aloha, 5 O'clock Charlie' and return to our duties. Let me remind you the hospital is open 24 hours for your dining and dancing pleasure.

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PA announcer: Sorry, camp. Attention! By command of the new commanding officer, all officers report to the commanding officer's office, sirs.



Gotta love that PA guy.

[Beirut]

"That's one of those machine guns that shoots thirty corporals a second."

Radar O'Reilly

[octavian]

Unless we all conform, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free.

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"Take your seat."

"Sorry, I can take umbridge, I can take the cake, I can take the A-Train, I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take five."

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I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back. ~Hawkeye

[CountArach]

A great one that is on in the background right now:

Klinger - "I think we have a real chance of beating Navy this year."

later in the episode:

"I think we have a real chance of beating Army this year"