At the MEDEVAC chopper LZ
"I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf." - Trapper John

....

[Frank Burns has just been sent away in a straitjacket after attacking Hawkeye.]
Duke Forrest: "Colonel, fair's fair... if I punch Hawkeye and nail Hot-Lips, can I go home too?"

. . . . .


Captain Walter Kosciusko Waldowski ('Painless', the dentist): "I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these three girls I'm engaged to back home."

~All from the 1970 movie.

TV show factoid: Alan Alda ("Hawkeye") had it written into his contract that every episode must have a OR scene, to not shirk the bloody horrors of war. All but one did (the one entitled: 'Hawkeye').