Quote Originally Posted by silverster
I cant see that being hard...

just strip bare (not pretty i know), roll your self in blue chalk powder (you might want to cover your manly part... chalk stings... ), grab one of your girlfriend's very wide belt's wrap that around your waist (make sure she's not looking, those belts aint supposed to touch the skin.. down there...)

grab a sword and nail a doorhandle to a large piece of timber...

off you go....

You've done this before, haven't you?