Re: Fundamentalist immigration
Someone with such a painful problem might be walking funny. Customs officer sees funny walk and thinks "this guy either needs to visit the bathroom or he's carrying contraband where the sun doesn't shine".Originally Posted by Xiahou
I have to wonder what it was that made them search him though- I've been randomly selected for extra screening multiple times and it never once involved an anal exam.
If you're fighting fair you've made a miscalculation.
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So, gregoshi, if we need a pun in a hurry, can we colon you?
Ahem
Here's your coat sir.
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
Down with dried flowers!
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You guys are killing me
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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Is that what he said when they pulled ?You guys are killing me
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No. In America they Yank.
Coat on, out of the door
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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What's the smiley doing with that string?Yes, brown eye for brown eye.
I suspect that over zealousness and failure to follow training are to blame. That and a quack of a doctor. Never did trust doctors much.
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Apparently our new UK biometric passports (which have to last 10 years) are only under warranty for 2 years.
So expect more immigration hell as they all start failing.
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OK, I give up.
Where's the pun?
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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What BDC is saying is that the warranty will cover (with no strings attached I presume) the new passports for only 2 of their 10 year lifespan, leaving either the passport holder or the government dangling with their butts in the air uncovered for the last 8 years.
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I imagine you have piles of evidence for that ass-ertion or are you stringing us along?
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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Just call me Tug.
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Call me slow, but I've just noticed the thread title.
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Indeed. BG is a bit of a wag, isn't he?
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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