Originally Posted by Gregoshi
The Maestro. What cheek.
Re: Fundamentalist immigration
The Maestro. What cheek.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
Re: Fundamentalist immigration
...puns...hurt...
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Sung to the tune: clicky
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...got a permit for that sense of humour son ? It's obviously a lethal weapon. And concealable too.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Re: Fundamentalist immigration
Indignity is the eternal price of freedom™.
"The ink of the scholar is more holy than the blood of the martyr."
“I only defended myself and the honor of my family” - Nazanin
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Wonders if the immigration officials were ripped when they examined the man.
Will the government launch a probe into this "in"cident?
Headline: Immigration caught with pants down.
They obviously didn't think the man's story had a thread of truth in it.
I've got diarrhea of one-liners, also known as the "puns".
Yes officer.
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ROFL.
So what happens to a women with a string...
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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You don't mess with them - period!
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Greg is smokin'
Being in the prison business for 23+ years, I've had the dubious honor of conducting body cavity searches, fondly known as "nuts & butts" in officer speak. It's probably one of the least desirable jobs there can be in security, hence it usually falls to the most junior officers, seniority-wise. As Xiahou pointed out, that little string sticking out usually is attached to a balloon or condom filled with drugs, but I've seen all types of shanks too. And one time, a freshly suffocated gerbil.
We are trained not to touch, let alone yank, any objects within a subject's body cavity (common sense). One directs the person to remove the object themselves, or medical personnel is required to do the deed. Sounds to me like the airport should hire a new doctor, and the feds should train their officers & supervisors in proper strip-frisk & body cavity searches. Saves lots of paperwork,embarassment, and lawsuit $$$. This guy is going to tear them a new one with this lawsuit.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
Re: Fundamentalist immigration
So, gregoshi, if we need a pun in a hurry, can we colon you?
Ahem
"The only thing I've gotten out of this thread is that Navaros is claiming that Satan gave Man meat. Awesome." Gorebag
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