You don't mess with them - period!
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You don't mess with them - period!
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Greg is smokin'
Being in the prison business for 23+ years, I've had the dubious honor of conducting body cavity searches, fondly known as "nuts & butts" in officer speak. It's probably one of the least desirable jobs there can be in security, hence it usually falls to the most junior officers, seniority-wise. As Xiahou pointed out, that little string sticking out usually is attached to a balloon or condom filled with drugs, but I've seen all types of shanks too. And one time, a freshly suffocated gerbil.
We are trained not to touch, let alone yank, any objects within a subject's body cavity (common sense). One directs the person to remove the object themselves, or medical personnel is required to do the deed. Sounds to me like the airport should hire a new doctor, and the feds should train their officers & supervisors in proper strip-frisk & body cavity searches. Saves lots of paperwork,embarassment, and lawsuit $$$. This guy is going to tear them a new one with this lawsuit.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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Those guys get trained...? What's the world coming to ?
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Any frogs or sparrows?Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
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Ah, they pull rank. (that's a double!)
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Only fair, they've already torn him a new one.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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Eye for an eye ?
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Only if he turns the other cheek.
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That could turn into a real slapfest.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Its the last time he is going to ask if anyone can pull strings to get him through immigration .
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Yes, brown eye for brown eye.
I suspect that over zealousness and failure to follow training are to blame. That and a quack of a doctor. Never did trust doctors much.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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Just when I sphinc-ter isn't any more puns to do, I find another.
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You have destroyed your audience with such audacity, Greg. No, I would go farther and say you have rect'um.Just when I sphinc-ter isn't any more puns to do, I find another.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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What's the smiley doing with that string?Yes, brown eye for brown eye.
I suspect that over zealousness and failure to follow training are to blame. That and a quack of a doctor. Never did trust doctors much.
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Apparently our new UK biometric passports (which have to last 10 years) are only under warranty for 2 years.
So expect more immigration hell as they all start failing.
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So, gregoshi, if we need a pun in a hurry, can we colon you?
Ahem
"The only thing I've gotten out of this thread is that Navaros is claiming that Satan gave Man meat. Awesome." Gorebag
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So, gregoshi, if we need a pun in a hurry, can we colon you?
Ahem
Here's your coat sir.
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
Down with dried flowers!
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You guys are killing me
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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Is that what he said when they pulled ?You guys are killing me
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No. In America they Yank.
Coat on, out of the door
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