Fundamentalist immigration

[Hosakawa Tito]

Greg is smokin'

Being in the prison business for 23+ years, I've had the dubious honor of conducting body cavity searches, fondly known as "nuts & butts" in officer speak. It's probably one of the least desirable jobs there can be in security, hence it usually falls to the most junior officers, seniority-wise. As Xiahou pointed out, that little string sticking out usually is attached to a balloon or condom filled with drugs, but I've seen all types of shanks too. And one time, a freshly suffocated gerbil.

We are trained not to touch, let alone yank, any objects within a subject's body cavity (common sense). One directs the person to remove the object themselves, or medical personnel is required to do the deed. Sounds to me like the airport should hire a new doctor, and the feds should train their officers & supervisors in proper strip-frisk & body cavity searches. Saves lots of paperwork,embarassment, and lawsuit $$$. This guy is going to tear them a new one with this lawsuit.

[Watchman]

Those guys get trained...? What's the world coming to ?

[Pannonian]

As Xiahou pointed out, that little string sticking out usually is attached to a balloon or condom filled with drugs, but I've seen all types of shanks too. And one time, a freshly suffocated gerbil.

Any frogs or sparrows?

[Gregoshi]

...hence it usually falls to the most junior officers, seniority-wise.

Ah, they pull rank. (that's a double!)

[Papewaio]

This guy is going to tear them a new one with this lawsuit.

Only fair, they've already torn him a new one.

[Watchman]

Eye for an eye ?

[Pannonian]

Eye for an eye ?

Only if he turns the other cheek.

[Watchman]

That could turn into a real slapfest.

[Tribesman]

Its the last time he is going to ask if anyone can pull strings to get him through immigration .

[Samurai Waki]

Thats a rough episode. Hopefully he hasn't gone through to much hemorraging.

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[Hosakawa Tito]

Eye for an eye ?

Yes, brown eye for brown eye.

I suspect that over zealousness and failure to follow training are to blame. That and a quack of a doctor. Never did trust doctors much.

[Gregoshi]

Just when I sphinc-ter isn't any more puns to do, I find another.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Just when I sphinc-ter isn't any more puns to do, I find another.

You have destroyed your audience with such audacity, Greg. No, I would go farther and say you have rect'um.

[Pannonian]

Yes, brown eye for brown eye.

I suspect that over zealousness and failure to follow training are to blame. That and a quack of a doctor. Never did trust doctors much.

What's the smiley doing with that string?

[BDC]

Apparently our new UK biometric passports (which have to last 10 years) are only under warranty for 2 years.

So expect more immigration hell as they all start failing.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Apparently our new UK biometric passports (which have to last 10 years) are only under warranty for 2 years.

So expect more immigration hell as they all start failing.

OK, I give up.

Where's the pun?