The Undutchables
Once upon a timethere was a country, far, far away. It was a country with many faces and for every face a name... You might know it as, Holland, The Netherlands, Paix-Bas, Nederland, Klompenland, Windmillland, Kingdom of Peace and love, Kingdom of Sex, Drugs and Rock&Roll, etc...
It happend to be so that at the I passed trough it, the country was ruled by King Beirut and Queen Sanctaphraxia. King Beirut was a giant Canadian who enforced the rules of his kingdom, that of peace and love, with an axe. Not really a peacefull and loving to tool... Queen Sanctaphraxia was also nicknamed Big King Sanctaphrax, if that was for her manlike looks or her manlike behaviour, I never found out.
The country had a police force but highly efficient as it was it could never match the security the Undutchables brought. The Undutchables were a group of superhero's who devoted their lives to the protection of Dutchland. Among them were great names such as: Drisos, GertGregoor (a.k.a. Moros), Emperor Umeu I (a.k.a. The Stranger, The_Don, ArnoldLol and Noobmaster), Andres De Sluwe, The Wizard (a.k.a. Unpronouncable Name), Stig, Fragony, Doc_Bean and Kralizec.
I will now tell you their tale. It's a tale full of heroism and sacrifice, of comradship and devotion, of iron will and steal guts.
The Undutchables were relaxing a bit in their secret hideout codenamed TYOLT, when their Pink-Hippo-Phone rung. Drisos answered. It was King Beirut and as he began to speak his voice sounded uncontrolled and desperate. Something terrible had happend. The Undutchables remained silent as King Beirut told them the bad news. They merely blinked, no fear entered their hearts while all of Dutchland shivered in their basements. This would be their biggest job ever.
Sasaki Kojiro, also known as The Guilty, The Don, The Mafia, The Evil and The Wolf, had attacked the Kingdom of peace and love with his treacherous henchmen, the Luca's and the Mades. Sasaki was a man of sheer evil, even the Devil himself feared the day when he has to take Sasaki into his realm, he gladly postpones the date and in doing so giving Sasaki near immortality. He had killed hundreds of innocent townspeople and rivaling gangmembers, night after night his White Glove Group attacked the borders of Holland. And now he had mounted a full scale attack...
Back in TYOLT, the Undutchables were discussing their battleplans. How would they stop Sasaki Kojiro... To make it even worse scouts spotted Crazed Rabbit, he was last seen in the Flanders area, a humble province of Dutchland, home of very special (read: crazy) people. Crazed Rabbit was Sasaki's Lefthand, and after General Hankerchief, the most evil and dangerous man of the Kojiro's army. After hours of talking to made up their minds and decided on what would proof to be a highly dangerous mission and a costly mistake with a fatal ending.
AndresDeSluwe and Drisos were dispatched to assassinate Crazed Rabbit. It was not the style of the Undutchables, but desperated times need desperate meassures. The rest of the Undutchables mainforce would draw Sasaki's army
away from Arnhem and try to defeat them on the Veluwe. It would save Arnhem of devestation and when operation Saviour would succeed the threat would be vanquished.
While the Undutchables prepared for their mission, Arnhem was already under siege. But the brave townspeole held out. They had elected Devastating Dave, the banned dictator of Dot-Orgus, as their Director. On the first night they captured a reckless Mafiasoldier and lynched him. But soon the defence became divided into camps, some challenged Devastating Dave's dignity and accused him to be a Mafiaspy. Dave, falling back to his former habbits, immediatly lynched them without trial. It was night now... how many corpses shall we find tomorrow...
The next morning the Undutchables flew to Arnhem, only to find the city's defences in ruins and the defenders on the verge of collapsing. The Undutchables arrived in the nick of time, but would they be able to turn the tide of battle? Crazed Rabit and his henchmen (amongst them were familiar faces as Pevergreen, Lord Motep and HughTower) were attacking the Gelredome, in which Devastating Dave and some of his followers had searched for refuge. Moros sounded the horns and the call came, spellborn through mortar and stone: "The Undutchables have arrived, on to VICTORY!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
@The Wizard: Ofcourse you are remembered.
@BQeeunS: Try and catch me...
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