Poor discovery1. All he ever did was hate a rival school. Yet he kept getting persecuted for it by the supposedly peaceful, loving, Frontroom. This wasn't the first time, either. He vaguely remembered another instance in which he was persecuted, lynched even, for the very same crime! But, he couldn't have been lynched - here he was, alive! For a little while, anyway.
Disco put the thoughts of previous lives out of his mind and pulled out a gun. He may be going down, but at least Reenk Roink would go down with him...
...the swarm of villagers around him quickly overwhelmed him and took the gun out of his hands. He was on the ground, defeated and defenseless. Somebody kicked him in the chest, making him gasp and roll over.
The villagers, giving him no time to recover, hauled him to his feet and pushed him over to the execution platform, where Chief of Police Beirut was waiting with a mummification table and a long silver instrument that looked as if it hadn't been cleaned properly from its last use. Disco shuddered.
"discovery1," he said to Disco, "You have hereby been found guilty of murder. Do you have any last words?"
Disco grinned. "Yes," he proclaimed, and then after a pause: "MICHIGAN SUCKS! REENK SUCKS! FOR THE CHIEF! HAHAHAHA FOR THE CHIEF! WOOOOO!"
Beirut smirked. "Oh, yeah, did you hear?" he asked. "The Chief is dead, too. UIUC is replacing Chief Illiniwek."
Totally defeated, Disco couldn't even muster a Darth Vader-like scream of "NOOOOOOOOO!" He accepted his fate silently.
Here is the vote summary for Round 2:
discovery1: 5 (Sigurd Fafnesbane, Destroyer of Hope, Sir Moody, Pannonian, Seamus Fermanagh)
Ichigo: 2 (Redleg, Xiahou)
pevergreen: 2 (AndresTheCunning, Stig)
Destroyer of Hope: 1 (discovery1)
Sasaki Kojiro: 1 (Reenk Roink)
Sigurd Fafnesbane: 1 (Kommodus)
Redleg: 1 (Ichigo)
Xiahou: 1 (Sasaki Kojiro)
Abstained: 7 (Dutch_guy, pevergreen, CountArach, ByzantineKnight, Rythmic, Sir Boo, Caius Flaminius)
Didn't vote: 9 (Kagemusha, Fenring, Lord Motep of Kendermore, Crazed Rabbit, JimBob, Ignoramus, Warluster, sapi, ChuggtheSquirrel)
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Still alive: (29)
Kagemusha
Sasaki Kojiro
Xiahou
Stig
Fenring
Lord Motep of Kendermore
Sir Boo
Ichigo
Pannonian
Crazed Rabbit
Redleg
Reenk Roink
JimBob
pevergreen
Ignoramus
CountArach
Rythmic
ByzantineKnight
Warluster
AndresTheCunning
sapi
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Sir Moody
Seamus Fermanagh
Dutch_guy
Caius Flaminius
Destroyer of Hope
ChuggtheSquirrel
Kommodus
Killed:
UltraWar
Omanes Alexandrapolites the Idiot
Zalmoxis
Orb
Executed:
HughTower
discovery1
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