Complete idiot

[English assassin]

http://arts.guardian.co.uk/art/news/...009780,00.html

A 19-year-old today had a full English breakfast tattooed on his head.
Dayne Gilbey was inked with bacon, eggs, sausages, beans and cutlery during the six-hour session

Mr Dickinson said his next project would involve a volunteer having their own face tattooed on the back of their head.

I await Greg's puns in fear....

[Banquo's Ghost]

I await Greg's puns in fear....

There are punsters considerably rasher than Greg lurking. We're just two-faced about it, and when needled, we can't take a yolk.

[macsen rufus]

Embarrassed? The kid's really got egg on his face...

[CrossLOPER]

Its not as bad as I though it would be. Really, it's something I have not heard of before. Personally, I like the style in which it was made, but it looks kinda poorly executed. I wouldn't do it, but I would not call someone a "complete idiot" if they had it done and done well.

[InsaneApache]

He should change his name to Ahmed.

[Scurvy]

He's going to regret it one day

[Stormcrow]

I guess it'll be a hairy situation sooner or later...

[Gregoshi]

I await Greg's puns in fear....

Why is everyone egging me on like I'm some kind of cereal punster lately? Just because some yokel's brain is fried enough to cook a breakfast on it doesn't automatically mean that I'll take the bait.

On topic, there is no way I'd have someone makin' bacon on my head, let alone put a sausage there. They'd be toast if they tried. If you look on the sunny side, breafast is the most important meal of the day so it is well that it is foremost on his mind.

On on topic, I think Mr. Dickson (the artist) has some nerve trying to charge for that tatoo. Dayne "Breakfast Head" Gilbey should have charged Dickson for the canvas.

[Adrian II]

Sheesh, what a Dickinson-head.

[Don Corleone]

I'm sure his family and friends weren't egg-specting this.

[Kanamori]

I want to get a bust of Socrates tattooed on me. That'd be way more righteous than the English Breakfast.

[Martok]

On topic, there is no way I'd have someone makin' bacon on my head, let alone put a sausage there. They'd be toast if they tried. If you look on the sunny side, breafast is the most important meal of the day so it is well that it is foremost on his mind.

[groans]

Oh lord, Gregoshi, you really *are* terrible! I don't know if I should congratulate you on your cleverness, or just smack you.....

[Gregoshi]

[groans]

Oh lord, Gregoshi, you really *are* terrible! I don't know if I should congratulate you on your cleverness, or just smack you.....

It would probably be more theraputic to smack me. If it makes you feel any better, I often feel like smacking myself after I write some of these. Now we just need to get EA and BG to stop going out of their way to feed me with this stuff, then I might be able to control my reflexive punnishness...or not.

[Major Robert Dump]

eggscuse me?

[Fisherking]

This is just baconing progreggsivly wurst!

[Louis VI the Fat]

On on topic, I think Mr. Dickson (the artist) has some nerve trying to charge for that tatoo. Dayne "Breakfast Head" Gilbey should have charged Dickson for the canvas.

Why? I say this bald one could become a shining bacon of progreggs. He can baldly go where no man has gone before: moving straight on from giving head to breakfast by just showing his sausage.

[PanzerJaeger]

Why is everyone egging me on like I'm some kind of cereal punster lately? Just because some yokel's brain is fried enough to cook a breakfast on it doesn't automatically mean that I'll take the bait.

On topic, there is no way I'd have someone makin' bacon on my head, let alone put a sausage there. They'd be toast if they tried. If you look on the sunny side, breafast is the most important meal of the day so it is well that it is foremost on his mind.

On on topic, I think Mr. Dickson (the artist) has some nerve trying to charge for that tatoo. Dayne "Breakfast Head" Gilbey should have charged Dickson for the canvas.

Wonderful.