Complete idiot

[English assassin]

http://arts.guardian.co.uk/art/news/...009780,00.html

A 19-year-old today had a full English breakfast tattooed on his head.
Dayne Gilbey was inked with bacon, eggs, sausages, beans and cutlery during the six-hour session

Mr Dickinson said his next project would involve a volunteer having their own face tattooed on the back of their head.

I await Greg's puns in fear....

[Banquo's Ghost]

I await Greg's puns in fear....

There are punsters considerably rasher than Greg lurking. We're just two-faced about it, and when needled, we can't take a yolk.

[macsen rufus]

Embarrassed? The kid's really got egg on his face...

[CrossLOPER]

Its not as bad as I though it would be. Really, it's something I have not heard of before. Personally, I like the style in which it was made, but it looks kinda poorly executed. I wouldn't do it, but I would not call someone a "complete idiot" if they had it done and done well.

[InsaneApache]

He should change his name to Ahmed.

[Scurvy]

He's going to regret it one day

[Stormcrow]

I guess it'll be a hairy situation sooner or later...

[Louis VI the Fat]

A complete idiot, EA!?

The fellow looks more like an egghead to me...

[Don Corleone]

Well, by the looks of his recruiting efforts, he's clearly seeking to do an about-face.

[Gregoshi]

I await Greg's puns in fear....

Why is everyone egging me on like I'm some kind of cereal punster lately? Just because some yokel's brain is fried enough to cook a breakfast on it doesn't automatically mean that I'll take the bait.

On topic, there is no way I'd have someone makin' bacon on my head, let alone put a sausage there. They'd be toast if they tried. If you look on the sunny side, breafast is the most important meal of the day so it is well that it is foremost on his mind.

On on topic, I think Mr. Dickson (the artist) has some nerve trying to charge for that tatoo. Dayne "Breakfast Head" Gilbey should have charged Dickson for the canvas.

[Adrian II]

Sheesh, what a Dickinson-head.

[Don Corleone]

I'm sure his family and friends weren't egg-specting this.

[Kanamori]

I want to get a bust of Socrates tattooed on me. That'd be way more righteous than the English Breakfast.

[Martok]

On topic, there is no way I'd have someone makin' bacon on my head, let alone put a sausage there. They'd be toast if they tried. If you look on the sunny side, breafast is the most important meal of the day so it is well that it is foremost on his mind.

[groans]

Oh lord, Gregoshi, you really *are* terrible! I don't know if I should congratulate you on your cleverness, or just smack you.....

[Louis VI the Fat]

On on topic, I think Mr. Dickson (the artist) has some nerve trying to charge for that tatoo. Dayne "Breakfast Head" Gilbey should have charged Dickson for the canvas.

Why? I say this bald one could become a shining bacon of progreggs. He can baldly go where no man has gone before: moving straight on from giving head to breakfast by just showing his sausage.

[Gregoshi]

[groans]

Oh lord, Gregoshi, you really *are* terrible! I don't know if I should congratulate you on your cleverness, or just smack you.....

It would probably be more theraputic to smack me. If it makes you feel any better, I often feel like smacking myself after I write some of these. Now we just need to get EA and BG to stop going out of their way to feed me with this stuff, then I might be able to control my reflexive punnishness...or not.

[Major Robert Dump]

eggscuse me?

[Fisherking]

This is just baconing progreggsivly wurst!

[Banquo's Ghost]

I'm concerned that this thread is simply going rind and rind, till it becomes an empty shell. It's just a hash, browning me off.

And the subject is tat, too.

[PanzerJaeger]

Why is everyone egging me on like I'm some kind of cereal punster lately? Just because some yokel's brain is fried enough to cook a breakfast on it doesn't automatically mean that I'll take the bait.

On topic, there is no way I'd have someone makin' bacon on my head, let alone put a sausage there. They'd be toast if they tried. If you look on the sunny side, breafast is the most important meal of the day so it is well that it is foremost on his mind.

On on topic, I think Mr. Dickson (the artist) has some nerve trying to charge for that tatoo. Dayne "Breakfast Head" Gilbey should have charged Dickson for the canvas.

Wonderful.

[InsaneApache]

I'm concerned that this thread is simply going rind and rind, till it becomes an empty shell. It's just a hash, browning me off.

And the subject is tat, too.

Eggxactley. A bit of a hamfisted attempt at buliding a hill of beans. His brains must be scrambled, fried or even toasted. I do hope he can see the sunny side up or if not get over easy on the bread and butter of art.

[Gregoshi]

I still have to wonder what was this guy inking? Some people will do anything for a meal.


If the kid gets a toupe, would that make the tatoo a covered dish?

[Hosakawa Tito]

Moral of the story; never go to a tattoo parlor hungry.

[Gregoshi]

You have to admit that this story does make for some delicious headlines.

[Adrian II]

Of all the half-baked witticisms that have bean launched in this thread, Gregoshis' once more take the gravy. Respeggt, man!

[Gregoshi]

Tattoos: not just for breakfast anymore.

[GoreBag]

Ingenious. I don't know what would possess him to do this, but I don't really care.

[English assassin]

First class puns there chaps. I don't think there's mushroom for any more.

Ingenious. I don't know what would possess him to do this, but I don't really care.

Greg's puns, or the tattoo?

[GoreBag]

Oh, the tattoo, definitely. The pun thing got old after about post number three.

[Gregoshi]

Yeah, kind of like fish and relatives after 3 days.