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    Once upon a timethere was a country, far, far away. It was a country with many faces and for every face a name... You might know it as, Holland, The Netherlands, Paix-Bas, Nederland, Klompenland, Windmillland, Kingdom of Peace and love, Kingdom of Sex, Drugs and Rock&Roll, etc...

    It happend to be so that at the I passed trough it, the country was ruled by King Beirut and Queen Sanctaphraxia. King Beirut was a giant Canadian who enforced the rules of his kingdom, that of peace and love, with an axe. Not really a peacefull and loving to tool... Queen Sanctaphraxia was also nicknamed Big King Sanctaphrax, if that was for her manlike looks or her manlike behaviour, I never found out.

    The country had a police force but highly efficient as it was it could never match the security the Undutchables brought. The Undutchables were a group of superhero's who devoted their lives to the protection of Dutchland. Among them were great names such as: Drisos, GertGregoor (a.k.a. Moros), Emperor Umeu I (a.k.a. The Stranger, The_Don, ArnoldLol and Noobmaster), Andres De Sluwe, The Wizard (a.k.a. Unpronouncable Name), Stig, Fragony, Doc_Bean and Kralizec.

    I will now tell you their tale. It's a tale full of heroism and sacrifice, of comradship and devotion, of iron will and steal guts.


    The Undutchables were relaxing a bit in their secret hideout codenamed TYOLT, when their Pink-Hippo-Phone rung. Drisos answered. It was King Beirut and as he began to speak his voice sounded uncontrolled and desperate. Something terrible had happend. The Undutchables remained silent as King Beirut told them the bad news. They merely blinked, no fear entered their hearts while all of Dutchland shivered in their basements. This would be their biggest job ever.

    Sasaki Kojiro, also known as The Guilty, The Don, The Mafia, The Evil and The Wolf, had attacked the Kingdom of peace and love with his treacherous henchmen, the Luca's and the Mades. Sasaki was a man of sheer evil, even the Devil himself feared the day when he has to take Sasaki into his realm, he gladly postpones the date and in doing so giving Sasaki near immortality. He had killed hundreds of innocent townspeople and rivaling gangmembers, night after night his White Glove Group attacked the borders of Holland. And now he had mounted a full scale attack...

    Back in TYOLT, the Undutchables were discussing their battleplans. How would they stop Sasaki Kojiro... To make it even worse scouts spotted Crazed Rabbit, he was last seen in the Flanders area, a humble province of Dutchland, home of very special (read: crazy) people. Crazed Rabbit was Sasaki's Lefthand, and after General Hankerchief, the most evil and dangerous man of the Kojiro's army. After hours of talking to made up their minds and decided on what would proof to be a highly dangerous mission and a costly mistake with a fatal ending.

    AndresDeSluwe and Drisos were dispatched to assassinate Crazed Rabbit. It was not the style of the Undutchables, but desperated times need desperate meassures. The rest of the Undutchables mainforce would draw Sasaki's army
    away from Arnhem and try to defeat them on the Veluwe. It would save Arnhem of devestation and when operation Saviour would succeed the threat would be vanquished.

    While the Undutchables prepared for their mission, Arnhem was already under siege. But the brave townspeole held out. They had elected Devastating Dave, the banned dictator of Dot-Orgus, as their Director. On the first night they captured a reckless Mafiasoldier and lynched him. But soon the defence became divided into camps, some challenged Devastating Dave's dignity and accused him to be a Mafiaspy. Dave, falling back to his former habbits, immediatly lynched them without trial. It was night now... how many corpses shall we find tomorrow...

    The next morning the Undutchables flew to Arnhem, only to find the city's defences in ruins and the defenders on the verge of collapsing. The Undutchables arrived in the nick of time, but would they be able to turn the tide of battle? Crazed Rabit and his henchmen (amongst them were familiar faces as Pevergreen, Lord Motep and HughTower) were attacking the Gelredome, in which Devastating Dave and some of his followers had searched for refuge. Moros sounded the horns and the call came, spellborn through mortar and stone: "The Undutchables have arrived, on to VICTORY!!!"

    TO BE CONTINUED...

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    Not bad
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    Nice story Stranger. Sasaki and his evil henchmen.
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    Haha, those Dutchmen will never be able to stop us!

    The White Glove Mafia will kill all of you and drop white gloves on your dead bodies! Not even your Undutchables will be able to stop the unstoppable reign of terror that is the White Glove Mafia!

    For I am The Crazed, one of the original White Glove Mafia! I will visit destruction and death upon your lands, I will burn your homes and make slaves of your children, I will outlaw drugs and prostitution, and I will keep killing until you are all dead, even if it will make any new laws I pass redundant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
    Haha, those Dutchmen will never be able to stop us!

    The White Glove Mafia will kill all of you and drop white gloves on your dead bodies! Not even your Undutchables will be able to stop the unstoppable reign of terror that is the White Glove Mafia!

    For I am The Crazed, one of the original White Glove Mafia! I will visit destruction and death upon your lands, I will burn your homes and make slaves of your children, I will outlaw drugs and prostitution, and I will keep killing until you are all dead, even if it will make any new laws I pass redundant.

    CR
    Are we supposed to be impressed?

    Now, TS, I am willing to offer my services to King Beirut under one condition: it's not only Holland, it is Holland and Flanders. Flanders is not Holland. If you don't correct that, I will make you regret it!

    Btw, nice story my friend, can't wait for the next episode.

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    Brilliant!


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    As soon as "the Queen" reads this your going to lose something precious and irreplaceable lad.

    (By the by, anyone spams this thread and they're doomed.)
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    I should probably make it clear that I am actually a bloke. What with this and those, ahem, pictures, people might get the wrong idea.

    Oh, and The_Stranger is banned.
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    Great Story so far. I find it hilarious that BKS is queen, despite the Beirut quote in his signature.
    Very interesting plot twist if Andres rebelled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
    Great Story so far. I find it hilarious that BKS is queen, despite the Beirut quote in his signature.
    Very interesting plot twist if Andres rebelled.
    Go to the Gameroom and read the Capo de Tutti Capi thread, or the info thread and the summaries in the last few pages of the main thread, if you want the original story. It's a Mafia game hosted by Seamus that has just finished.

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    Nice one!
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    Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    I should probably make it clear that I am actually a bloke. What with this and those, ahem, pictures, people might get the wrong idea.
    Not quite the reaction I was expecting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
    Very interesting plot twist if Andres rebelled.

    Mmmm... Maybe I can kidnap the fair Queen Sanctaphraxia and demand a huge ransom for the insult (Holland=Holland + Flanders) implied in the story.

    Or I can blackmail King Beirut? Give me your axe or I'll reveal your Queen is actually a man. All of the sudden Sasaki comes out of the bushes and reveals he is actually Jerry Springer...

    A lot of potential in this story, alot of potential. Can't wait for the second chapter . Come on The Stranger, don't keep us waiting
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    Don't make us kill you again Andres! I might have died in fatlington and only killed you back then, but I have the feeling I will be using betsy a lot more and faster aux Pays-Bas aka. Paix-Bas aka Dutchystan aka "The-place-we-Belgians-Get-Our-Drugsland aka Land-With-Not-So-Good-Beer-And-Fries.

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    The Wizard (a.k.a. Unpronouncable Name)
    Huh. I'm still remembered \o/
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    Yay, more on Dutchland! Tell us what happens next!


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    Updated...

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    Hey, "You-Don't-Wanna-Know-Who". I like your new sig
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    yes...the undutchables...But, you forget that I am a Brig. General in Kojiros Army.
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    Undutchables is also a very amusing book that absolutily annihilates us, great reading for our flemish members if they are short on ammunition

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    its also a traveling agency :P their posters gave me the idea for the story :P

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    anyone want to read a new chapter... I find myself short on time so ill only continue when people are interested.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    Undutchables is also a very amusing book that absolutily annihilates us, great reading for our flemish members if they are short on ammunition
    Aye damned good book yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger
    anyone want to read a new chapter... I find myself short on time so ill only continue when people are interested.

    definitely


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    Just to make it clear, I would easily defect to the other side for a really nice pizza.

    -edit- By the way, just about anyone featured in the Babe Thread would do too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger
    anyone want to read a new chapter...
    Off course

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    Please keep this updated!




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    I'm busy, busy ,busy!!! But I haven't forgotten. I'll do it like this.

    THIS STORY IS A PUBLIC STORY FROM NOW ON. ANYONE THAT WANTS TO ADD A CHAPTER CAN POST HIS NAME HERE, AND THAN PM ME HIS PIECE, ILL EDIT IT IN...

    but ofcourse, only when people want to :) otherwise I'll continue myself.

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    Now we have to write your story? Don't be lazy and
    "Get on with it!", to quote God himself.

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    small piece is added...


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