Quote Originally Posted by The_Doctor
One question:
Why are you talking about Europe when this is a British program?

Also I believe they where making fun of rural southerns, not all Americans. I do not believe those slogans would have the same effect in say, New England, or West of the USA.
Don should hear some of the songs sung by football supporters against those of rival clubs.

To Ipswich Town, Norwich City, or any other clubs of perceivedly "hick" regions.
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Oi can droive a tractorr
Oi can't read and Oi can't wroite but it doesn't really matterr
'Cos Oi'm a Norwich City fan and Oi can droive a tractorr

My father is my mother
To the tune of The Addams family
My father is my mother, my sister is my brother
'Cos we all shag each other - it's the Norwich family


To Liverpool, or any other cities with chronic unemployment problems. Liverpool especially as their pet song is "You'll Never Walk Alone".
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You'll Never Get A Job
To the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone
Sign on, sign on
With a pen in your hand
And you'll never get a job
You'll never get a job

Sign on, sign on...


To Australians
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Convict colony
To the tune of Yellow Submarine
In the town where I was born, lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep
So they sent him in the nick, and a magistrate he went to see
He said, send him on a ship to the convict colony

Pointing at Australian fans or players
You all live in a convict colony, convict colony, convict colony...