Actually that wouldn't be funny. Death or serious injury would be nearly inevitable.These presentators could simply walk into a catholic Glaswegian pub wearing an emblem of protestantism to achieve the same result.
No one would be that mad. Not that you have to go as far as Glasgow. I remember walking down the Kings road (in Chelsea) behind a beefy skinhead in a West Ham top, with a pit bull on a lead. He was merrily shouting out "Chelsea are ****. Chelsea are ****." (Shakespeare lives!)
Now, at the top of the Kings Road you are about as likely to meet a Chelsea headhunter as you are to meet a Wildebeest. In fact you have to get a long way down before that is much of a risk, (the mad fans, not the wildebeest) but before that bit, only a part of the way down the road, there is a pub, the Trafalgar, which is as close to rough as it gets around there. (Ie what anyone else would call "normal".)
Aha, I said to my wife, lets see what he does when he gets near the Trafalgar.
Wisely, matey shut up, and crossed the road to boot. Otherwise he would have got a beating.
So there you go Don, you could get you head kicked in on the Kings road if you annoyed people enough.
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