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Chapter I: What a Chic Wants


Part A: The rule of 3M


MMM: Money, Muscle, Motors (Fast ones...). While most guys are whores interested only in sex, this is what all women want. This is the reason that movie stars have such an easy time getting chics, leaving us (We normal guys who are neither too rich or too ugly) what is left.
* Money is the no-brainer; every chic wants money. I mean, who wouldn't, you can do a lot of things with money. (Like afford a bunch of boyfriends when you dump your husband and get his fortune).
* No matter how some deny it, ALL girls like muscle. Raw, sweating, knobby, cords of mass energy. In fact, this is the most attractive physical feature (apart from cars) to a girl. In the history of the female sex, there hasn't been a single woman not infactuated with muscle.
* Motors, this is one of the primary factors to influence a chics decision on a man. Girls like sleek, shiny, low riders with big wheels and hardly any door to be seen. This is THE big physical turn-on in a woman's life. A lot of times a girl will look at a guy's ride and decide then and there if she will ever like him.

Let me shatter the myths right now. Girls are not into the whole "nurturing" thing. They aren't really the sensitive souls they make themselves out to be, but are rather ravinous souls looking to be fed. Feed them. Also, girls don't really care about sex either. They just pretend they are so they can get closer to your wheels...

Girls don't like scrawny guys, and they HATE brainy guys. Girls just love a man with brain in his head and a lot of beef and hair on his body. Chics love grissly, hairy, muscely guys. Guys that are rustic and live on the wild side. They don't want any of that tender crap.

As far as chocolate and roses go, don't bother. Girls think guys that give them chocolates and roses are wimpy.
Dude, you spend a lot of time dating Rosie Palmer, don't ya.